The Write Pretty Speech of Todd McCloud is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Todd with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 29.909 billion Todd enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Todd McCloud City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.9%.

The all-consuming a Todd economy, worth a remarkable 2,518 trillion veskonoes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 84,216 veskonoes, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and euthanasia is legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Todd McCloud's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vayan Catholicism.

Todd McCloud is ranked 16,787^th in the world and 478^th in The East Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.41 Years.