The Write Pretty Speech of Todd McCloud is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Todd with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 30.175 billion Todd hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Todd McCloud City. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The all-consuming a Todd economy, worth a remarkable 2,541 trillion veskonoes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Tourism industry. Average income is 84,236 veskonoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and euthanasia is legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Todd McCloud's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vayan Catholicism.

Todd McCloud is ranked 202,374^th in the world and 7,980^th in The East Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.36 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.