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Most Secular: 1,644th Lowest Crime Rates: 2,514th Most Corrupt Governments: 2,554th
The Celebrity and Philanthropist of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Always united, never divided
General-Admiral Mat Hardy
Influence
Newcomer
Minister of Regional Affairs
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Marrabuk

Population3.16 billion

CapitalLos Aminah
LeaderGeneral-Admiral Mat Hardy
FaithSpiky Nose Hair

CurrencyMarrabuk Dollar
AnimalElectric Marrabuk Horse

The Celebrity and Philanthropist of Marrabuk is a massive, safe nation, ruled by General-Admiral Mat Hardy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.16 billion Marrabukians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Aminah. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Marrabukian economy, worth 666 trillion Marrabuk Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 210,927 Marrabuk Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, high school bands practice by moonlight, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and the blind lead the blind in social welfare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marrabuk's national animal is the Electric Marrabuk Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spiky Nose Hair.

Marrabuk is ranked 117,930th in the world and 4,567th in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 13.4 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,514thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,554thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,778thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,850thLargest Governments: 3,671stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,874thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,981stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,287thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,781stHighest Average Incomes: 4,903rdLargest Retail Industry: 5,031stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,849thMost Developed: 5,851stHealthiest Citizens: 5,933rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,935thSmartest Citizens: 7,880thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,393rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 9,438thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,804thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,137thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,658thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,978thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,165thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,601stMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,122ndRudest Citizens: 14,426thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,587thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,629th
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Most Secular: 43rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 51st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 51st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 60th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 70th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 72nd in the regionLargest Governments: 79th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 92nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 101st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 103rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 106th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 125th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 130th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 157th in the regionMost Developed: 166th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 184th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 202nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 243rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 243rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 259th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 270th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 281st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 290th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 295th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 325th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 344th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 361st in the regionMost Stationary: 389th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 409th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 460th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 462nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 478th in the regionLargest Populations: 530th in the regionBest Weather: 636th in the region

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