The Most Handsome of Marrabuk is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by General-Admiral Mat Hardy with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.305 billion Marrabukians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Aminah. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Marrabukian economy, worth a remarkable 1,421 trillion Marrabuk Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 225,486 Marrabuk Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ancient antique swords have had their blades replaced with latex boffer LARP replicas, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marrabuk's national animal is the Electric Marrabuk Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spiky Nose Hair.

Marrabuk is ranked 7,863^rd in the world and 236^th in The East Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 139 trillion Standard Monetary Units.