The Celebrity and Philanthropist of Marrabuk is a massive, safe nation, ruled by General-Admiral Mat Hardy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.16 billion Marrabukians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Aminah. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Marrabukian economy, worth 666 trillion Marrabuk Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 210,927 Marrabuk Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, high school bands practice by moonlight, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and the blind lead the blind in social welfare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marrabuk's national animal is the Electric Marrabuk Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spiky Nose Hair.

Marrabuk is ranked 117,930^th in the world and 4,567^th in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 13.4 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.