The Most Handsome of Marrabuk is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by General-Admiral Mat Hardy with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 9.68 billion Marrabukians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Aminah. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Marrabukian economy, worth a remarkable 2,088 trillion Marrabuk Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 215,800 Marrabuk Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marrabuk's national animal is the Electric Marrabuk Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spiky Nose Hair.

Marrabuk is ranked 267,824^th in the world and 12,414^th in The East Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.42 crimes per hour.