The Republic of Adolanta is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mondius with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, public floggings, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.84 billion Adolantans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adolantis City. The average income tax rate is 75.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Adolantan economy, worth a remarkable 2,283 trillion Pingas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 177,850 Pingas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, it's always rabbit season, and one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adolanta's national animal is the Bull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Adolanta is ranked 144,537^th in the world and 5,389^th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.55 Obesity Rate.