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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,572ndMost Influential: 2,183rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,284th
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Economy
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Drunken Seal Islands

Population15.381 billion

CapitalBogania
Leaderjizzmaster zero
FaithBoganism

CurrencyKrang
AnimalDrop Bear

The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by jizzmaster zero with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 15.381 billion Sealsmen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bogania. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Drunken Seal Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,289 trillion Krangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 148,849 Krangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Seal Islands's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boganism.

Drunken Seal Islands is ranked 5,904th in the world and 139th in The East Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 15,882.52 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,572ndMost Influential: 2,183rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,284thTop
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Best Weather: 3,468thLowest Crime Rates: 4,103rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,241stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,385thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,412thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,526thMost Inclusive: 4,677thHighest Food Quality: 4,682ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,719thHealthiest Citizens: 5,171stLargest Governments: 5,851stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,904thMost Cultured: 6,014thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,033rdMost Stationary: 6,059thMost Developed: 6,197thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,334thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,713thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,318thMost Efficient Economies: 7,605thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,099thHighest Economic Output: 8,290thSmartest Citizens: 8,584thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,637thSafest: 9,150thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,259thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,506thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 14,251stMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,329thHighest Average Incomes: 15,882ndMost Secular: 18,192ndLargest Populations: 19,825thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21,148thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,885thMost Cheerful Citizens: 22,968thMost Patriotic: 23,291stMost Corrupt Governments: 26,056thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26,707th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 55th in the regionMost Stationary: 92nd in the regionMost Influential: 94th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 99th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 100th in the regionBest Weather: 101st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 117th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 119th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 128th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 134th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 137th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 137th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 139th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 139th in the regionLargest Populations: 145th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 146th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 147th in the regionMost Cultured: 150th in the regionMost Inclusive: 153rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 156th in the regionLargest Governments: 165th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 170th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 170th in the regionMost Developed: 174th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 182nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 194th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 222nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 225th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 276th in the regionSafest: 305th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 329th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 387th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 471st in the regionNicest Citizens: 481st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 496th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 497th in the regionMost Patriotic: 531st in the regionMost Secular: 554th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 667th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 861st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 916th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 976th in the regionNudest: 1,193rd in the region

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