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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,499thMost Influential: 2,073rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,263rd
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Drunken Seal Islands

Population13.091 billion

Leaderjizzmaster zero

AnimalDrop Bear

The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by jizzmaster zero with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 13.091 billion Sealsmen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bogania. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Drunken Seal Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,749 trillion Krangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 133,672 Krangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises, and the Drunken Seal Islands Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Seal Islands's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boganism.

Drunken Seal Islands is ranked 207,914th in the world and 6,531st in The East Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -14.35 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,499thMost Influential: 2,073rdTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,263rdBest Weather: 3,367thLowest Crime Rates: 4,175thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,430thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,554thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,911thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,051stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,154thHighest Food Quality: 5,261stMost Inclusive: 5,652ndHealthiest Citizens: 5,913thMost Cultured: 6,054thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,270thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,343rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,614thMost Stationary: 6,712thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,070thLargest Governments: 7,234thMost Developed: 7,336thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,146thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,453rdHighest Economic Output: 10,172ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,699thSmartest Citizens: 10,702ndTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 10,984thSafest: 11,970thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,026thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,009thMost Secular: 15,695thHighest Average Incomes: 18,552ndMost Corrupt Governments: 21,287th
Most Influential: 92nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 95th in the regionMost Stationary: 99th in the regionBest Weather: 105th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 113th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 134th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 143rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 144th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 146th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 156th in the regionMost Cultured: 158th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 161st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 164th in the regionLargest Populations: 164th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 165th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 170th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 173rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 178th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 183rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 186th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 187th in the regionLargest Governments: 200th in the regionMost Developed: 216th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 273rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 288th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 295th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 299th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 313th in the regionTop
Safest: 401st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 409th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 411th in the regionMost Secular: 509th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 513th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 527th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 547th in the region

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