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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,402ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,837thMost Influential: 2,468th
The Federal Republic of
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Drunken Seal Islands

Population18.79 billion

CapitalBogania
Leaderjizzmaster zero
FaithBoganism

CurrencyKrang
AnimalDrop Bear

The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by jizzmaster zero with an even hand, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 18.79 billion Sealsmen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bogania. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Drunken Seal Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,924 trillion Krangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 155,649 Krangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Seal Islands's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boganism.

Drunken Seal Islands is ranked 5,199th in the world and 123rd in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 164 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,402ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,837thMost Influential: 2,468thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,589thBest Weather: 3,596thLowest Crime Rates: 3,667thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,790thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,809thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,043rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,123rdHighest Food Quality: 4,556thSafest: 4,578thMost Inclusive: 4,766thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,181stMost Cultured: 5,199thMost Stationary: 5,288thLargest Governments: 5,347thHealthiest Citizens: 5,700thMost Developed: 5,826thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,860thMost Efficient Economies: 6,958thSmartest Citizens: 7,274thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,304thHighest Economic Output: 7,497thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,066thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,086thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,288thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,311thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,253rdMost Pacifist: 9,814thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,137thNicest Citizens: 10,909thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,710thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,816thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,025thTop
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Largest Populations: 18,337thMost Secular: 19,216thHighest Average Incomes: 19,973rdMost Income Equality: 20,989thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 27,453rd
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 40th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 79th in the regionMost Stationary: 85th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 88th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 90th in the regionBest Weather: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 93rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 94th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 94th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 105th in the regionMost Influential: 109th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 113th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 119th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 121st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 121st in the regionMost Cultured: 123rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 123rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 124th in the regionSafest: 125th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 125th in the regionLargest Governments: 130th in the regionLargest Populations: 131st in the regionMost Inclusive: 131st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 146th in the regionMost Developed: 148th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 149th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 157th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 169th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 172nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 180th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 243rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 256th in the regionMost Pacifist: 265th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 283rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 286th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 310th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 380th in the regionMost Secular: 418th in the regionMost Income Equality: 478th in the regionMost Patriotic: 517th in the region

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