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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,745thMost Influential: 1,963rdBest Weather: 4,057th
The Federal Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Vote for Kodos
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Drunken Seal Islands

Population10.815 billion

Leaderjizzmaster zero
FaithBoganism

CurrencyKrang
AnimalDrop Bear

The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by jizzmaster zero with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 10.815 billion Sealsmen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Drunken Seal Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,454 trillion Krangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 134,473 Krangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Members of majority races are forced out of their homes to make way for Bigtopians, future leaders of Drunken Seal Islands regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, and it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Seal Islands's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boganism.

Drunken Seal Islands is ranked 182,189th in the world and 7,150th in The East Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring -78 on the Rand Index.

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Best Weather: 4,057thLowest Crime Rates: 4,236thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,494thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,052ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,159thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,619thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,861stMost Inclusive: 6,228thMost Cultured: 6,507thHealthiest Citizens: 6,693rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,733rdLargest Publishing Industry: 6,890thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,984thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,183rdMost Stationary: 7,419thMost Developed: 7,699thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,753rdLargest Governments: 7,760thSafest: 7,771stLargest Welfare Programs: 7,915thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,175thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,383rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 10,948thHighest Economic Output: 10,954thSmartest Citizens: 12,131stMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,425thMost Secular: 14,430thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,865thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,477thHighest Average Incomes: 17,402ndMost Income Equality: 19,707th
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Most Influential: 101st in the regionMost Stationary: 109th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 115th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 120th in the regionBest Weather: 121st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 126th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 141st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 143rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 150th in the regionMost Cultured: 164th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 164th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 165th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 168th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 173rd in the regionLargest Populations: 183rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 186th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 193rd in the regionLargest Governments: 194th in the regionMost Inclusive: 194th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 198th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 201st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 210th in the regionMost Developed: 213th in the regionSafest: 238th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 240th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 258th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 286th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 315th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 386th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 444th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 456th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 485th in the regionMost Secular: 495th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 666th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 747th in the region

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