Population | 18.79 billion |
Capital | Bogania |
Leader | jizzmaster zero |
Faith | Boganism |
Currency | Krang |
Animal | Drop Bear |
The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by jizzmaster zero with an even hand, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 18.79 billion Sealsmen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bogania. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Drunken Seal Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,924 trillion Krangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 155,649 Krangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Seal Islands's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boganism.
Drunken Seal Islands is ranked 5,199th in the world and 123rd in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 164 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
- : Drunken Seal Islands endorsed The Armed Republic of NewImperia.
- : Drunken Seal Islands was endorsed by The Armed Republic of NewImperia.
- : Drunken Seal Islands endorsed The Kingdom of Konyai.
- : Drunken Seal Islands endorsed The Confederacy of Mobian Islands.
- : Drunken Seal Islands was endorsed by The Kingdom of Konyai.
- : Drunken Seal Islands was endorsed by The Confederacy of Mobian Islands.
- : Following new legislation in Drunken Seal Islands, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state.
- : Drunken Seal Islands endorsed The Shining Dawn Light of Langburn.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 118 » Mundiferrum, A Slanted Black Stripe, Kangarawa, Davinhia, Roliganistan, Asendavia, Talitoa, ReeK, Axdel, Republic of Berzerkistan, Ridann, BearStackof2015, Kalaratri, Pakitsk, Hizuru, Enlil, Plazland, Dragons Blood, Euricanis, Grossvietnam, Firenation91, Headpat Central, Fellon, Ripsylvania, East Malaysia, The Three States of Fortuna, Freedomindia, Barfleur, A mean old man, Pekweng, Stellar Colonies, Samaltak True, New Leganes, Modra, From New World, Empire of Dabiristan, Blobbo, Kublam, Spiruvania, Aivintis, Thurland, Agave, Mardom, The 7th Coalition of Alba, Sandboxford, Verconia, Cacnesia, The Marlands, New Sandsnionion, Santa Dystopia, and 68 others.United Citizens, Wakeopolis, EmpireBR, Batreau, Northen Luxembourg, Kavanos, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Rainbow Vests, Novosejia, Sea Lions, Cappedore, Marrabuk, Romanoddle Republic, Jankono, Vaskeden, Wiranath, Azosd, OhCraplakistan, New Garokirk, Zanithia, Neratica, Pondingonia, Vilender, Murshan, Christinia, ReReReRepublic, La Xinga, Akimera, Alleramica, United Worlds of Waifuland, Roissyland, Tassirion, Dwightica, The Holy Rat, Troc, Bachtendekuppen, Malvekia, Evrigenis, Khusja, Amjedia, Connerii, Coruh, Merlovich, Cyberstrom, Katalantana, Angbo, Washingtonian Order, Zukchiva, Hunterdon, ArenaC, Lady Lamashtu, Atrocha, Dremaur, Hieggary, Evdon, Compton-Conway, Liberatarianism, Reynar, Seyrus, Varhemia, Klonazepam, Kuberistan, Kadekoland, The One True Ethiopia, Langburn, Mobian Islands, Konyai, and NewImperia.