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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,550th Most Influential: 1,861st Largest Publishing Industry: 4,853rd
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Drunken Seal Islands

Population8.325 billion

Leaderjizzmaster zero

AnimalDrop Bear

The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by jizzmaster zero with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and public floggings. The compassionate population of 8.325 billion Sealsmen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Drunken Seal Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,034 trillion Krangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 124,230 Krangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Seal Islands's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boganism.

Drunken Seal Islands is ranked 148,333rd in the world and 5,779th in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 8.45 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,550thTop
Most Influential: 1,861stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,853rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,570thBest Weather: 6,299thLowest Crime Rates: 6,545thMost Developed: 7,325thHealthiest Citizens: 7,420thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,647thSafest: 7,823rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,888thTop
Most Stationary: 8,617thMost Inclusive: 8,658thMost Cultured: 8,670thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,683rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,690thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,694thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,849thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,954thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,194thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,505thLargest Governments: 10,954thMost Pacifist: 11,463rdLargest Welfare Programs: 11,523rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,948thSmartest Citizens: 12,439thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,150thMost Secular: 13,473rdHighest Economic Output: 13,613thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,352ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,360thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,996th
Most Influential: 102nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 110th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 119th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 128th in the regionMost Stationary: 132nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 156th in the regionBest Weather: 178th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 181st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 182nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 189th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 193rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 193rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 197th in the regionLargest Populations: 199th in the regionMost Cultured: 216th in the regionMost Developed: 217th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 224th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 228th in the regionSafest: 234th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 240th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 244th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 250th in the regionLargest Governments: 252nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 257th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 258th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 283rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 323rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 339th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 341st in the regionMost Pacifist: 351st in the regionMost Secular: 409th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 440th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 478th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 493rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 611th in the regionMost Average: 614th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 620th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 111 » Todd McCloud, Mundiferrum, Bachtendekuppen, A Slanted Black Stripe, Brotherland, Kangarawa, Eurasian Socialist Federation, Roissyland, Aelitia, Dremaur, Praetai, Bolshikstan, Urimel, The Romanum Legio, Davinhia, Roliganistan, Asendavia, Ribanzi, Talitoa, Survivoristan, ReeK, Sonictopia, Am Echad, Axdel, Xhaco, Airrajul, H-Zhena, Arkantis, Squid Ruinosa, Republic of Monarchists, Aristortia, Wendelandia, Bullpups, Sicilla, Republika ng Pilipinas, Sansangra, Wiranath, Danesopia, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Izonno, Fedele, Socialist Holy American Empire, Mastariere, Qui sequuntur somnia, Ver Norge, Bacon Land, Someseni, Verketa, Peryn, Ravendi, and 61 others.Biggstonia, Dreshand, Ciggie Smallistan, Valdwall, Dark Edgyness, British Calradia, Bulli, Merlovich, Freedom Fascists, Ellsonian Dominion, Marrico, United China Nation, Thyaclinia, Republic of Berzerkistan, The Happian Union, Tim Stark, Eastern Hyront Scasssen, Davelands, VW53Aland, Yumaka, Lejon Stad, The Sacred Whale, Neruch, Shantan, Gorbastan, Solarfall, Ridann, The Angel of Charity, Federated States of Zootron, Babcocia, Indrapore, Janoobi Jazair, BearStackof2015, Broengtopia, Riveraland, TheRuthenians, Thompstein, Stellar Colonies, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, La Isla Nueva, The United Asian Republics, Kalaratri, Just Vale 2, Pakitsk, Astroa, Justice-Becoming, Black Elephants, Hizuru, Kingdom of Pars, VoyKovie, Enlil, Opossum Slayer, Aleister, SloveStates, Funkadelia, Kilkire, Greater Felter, Renovatio de Imperium Coreanum, America Mjolnir, and The United Neo American Union.

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