The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by jizzmaster zero with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, avant-garde cinema, and keen interest in outer space. The quiet, industrious population of 12.19 billion Sealsmen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bogania. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Drunken Seal Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,624 trillion Krangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 133,267 Krangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, visitors to Drunken Seal Islands are microchipped and must be escorted by a Drunken Seal Islandsian soldier - even to the bathroom, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Seal Islands's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boganism.

Drunken Seal Islands is ranked 115,053^rd in the world and 1,987^th in The East Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 335 billion Standard Monetary Units.