The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by jizzmaster zero with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 15.381 billion Sealsmen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bogania. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Drunken Seal Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,289 trillion Krangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 148,849 Krangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Seal Islands's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boganism.

Drunken Seal Islands is ranked 5,904^th in the world and 139^th in The East Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 15,882.52 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.