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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,594thMost Influential: 1,993rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,137th
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Drunken Seal Islands

Population12.19 billion

CapitalBogania
Leaderjizzmaster zero
FaithBoganism

CurrencyKrang
AnimalDrop Bear

The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by jizzmaster zero with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, avant-garde cinema, and keen interest in outer space. The quiet, industrious population of 12.19 billion Sealsmen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bogania. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Drunken Seal Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,624 trillion Krangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 133,267 Krangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, visitors to Drunken Seal Islands are microchipped and must be escorted by a Drunken Seal Islandsian soldier - even to the bathroom, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Seal Islands's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boganism.

Drunken Seal Islands is ranked 115,053rd in the world and 1,987th in The East Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 335 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,137thBest Weather: 3,791stLowest Crime Rates: 4,274thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,652ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,857thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,116thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,179thMost Inclusive: 5,338thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,366thMost Cultured: 5,694thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,059thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,361stHealthiest Citizens: 6,365thMost Stationary: 7,027thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,126thSafest: 7,186thLargest Governments: 7,210thMost Developed: 7,442ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,787thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,088thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,608thMost Efficient Economies: 10,412thHighest Economic Output: 10,549thSmartest Citizens: 11,726thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,485thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,640thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,913thMost Secular: 16,404thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,553rdHighest Average Incomes: 18,609thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,356thLargest Populations: 23,070th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 94th in the regionMost Stationary: 100th in the regionMost Influential: 103rd in the regionBest Weather: 114th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 115th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 134th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 143rd in the regionMost Cultured: 144th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 149th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 153rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 155th in the regionLargest Populations: 169th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 170th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 176th in the regionMost Inclusive: 177th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 183rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 184th in the regionLargest Governments: 190th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 196th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 204th in the regionMost Developed: 219th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 227th in the regionSafest: 236th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 287th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 293rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 294th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 321st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 335th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 432nd in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 469th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 548th in the regionMost Secular: 552nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 584th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 638th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 142 » Mundiferrum, A Slanted Black Stripe, Brotherland, Kangarawa, Davinhia, Roliganistan, Asendavia, Talitoa, ReeK, Am Echad, Axdel, H-Zhena, Squid Ruinosa, Bullpups, Sansangra, Wiranath, Socialist Holy American Empire, Mastariere, Biggstonia, British Calradia, Freedom Fascists, United China Nation, Republic of Berzerkistan, VW53Aland, Neruch, Ridann, Federated States of Zootron, Indrapore, BearStackof2015, Broengtopia, Riveraland, The United Asian Republics, Kalaratri, Pakitsk, Hizuru, Enlil, Kilkire, Rhealaliit, Plazland, Dragons Blood, Euricanis, Grossvietnam, La xinga, Servants of Gizmo, Firenation91, Marrabuk, Headpat Central, The Death Syndicate, Evrigenis, The Militarius Imperium, and 92 others.Rainbow Vests, Merlovich, Interdimensional Waifus, Zukchiva, Fellon, Republic of New India, Trulu, Tretrid, Schrebia, The Eternal Land of Jong, Greater New Cassandra, Ripsylvania, FreedomIand, Fuflix workers union, Lingu, East Malaysia, The Three States of Fortuna, Staynes, Azureano, Freedomindia, Roissyland, Mays Austrian Nation, Cellar Doors, Barfleur, Khadah, Sovietsoyuz, BuciLand, A mean old man, Santa Dystopia, Survivoristan, Pekweng, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Stellar Colonies, Ephem, Niveko, Horn of Havenkaap, Distro-Spartica, Samaltak True, New Leganes, Yelkinam, Gunov, Forro Islands, New Bobby, Oofery, Forktoon, Tawuse, Coruh, Markhor, Modra, Acronis, Nevertopia, Tassirion, Fradrildrun, Wallenburg, Anarchica landia, South Azerbijan, Debluu, Layngderfleethe, Lanwa, Dravida India, EHTYCSCYTHE, Zeiberland, ArenaC, Ankras, Wakeopolis, Dannemarie, Biingus, From New World, Vogar, Empire of Dabiristan, Hellod Immury, Blobbo, Aeoliah, Juliania Secundus, Claniangdow, Zukish, Hogwarts of muggles, THE V0ID, Insi Karai, Lorrana, Zidium, United Socialist States of Amerika, The Solar Ottomans, North Bernia, Macaco Forte, Martian States of America, Eastern Alksearia, Federation Of Columbian Republics, Johor DT, Namaste Isle, Cakitalim, and Jove Mahmo.

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