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Most Subsidized Industry: 726thMost Efficient Economies: 770thMost Advanced Public Transport: 902nd
The *Not Holy* F℮d℮ral R℮public of
Left-wing Utopia
Lib℮rty, civility, unity [and moo]
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Allinburg

Population5.473 billion

CapitalB℮rwin
LeaderMartha Morrow
FaithAnaviol℮tism

Currencyth℮l℮r
Animalpurpl℮h℮ad ℮agl℮

The *Not Holy* F℮d℮ral R℮public of Allinburg is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Martha Morrow with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 5.473 billion Allinburgians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of B℮rwin. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Allinburgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,432 trillion th℮l℮rs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 261,771 th℮l℮rs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Martha Morrow can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, Martha Morrow can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine, the Allinburg Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', and Allinburgians believe manners maketh the leader. Crime is totally unknown. Allinburg's national animal is the purpl℮h℮ad ℮agl℮, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anaviol℮tism.

Allinburg is ranked 3,359th in the world and 14th in The Free Nations Region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 121.26 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 726thMost Efficient Economies: 770thMost Advanced Public Transport: 902ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,107thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,439thMost Inclusive: 1,710thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,796thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,912thLargest Governments: 2,105thHighest Food Quality: 2,242ndMost Pacifist: 2,442ndTop
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Most Cultured: 2,547thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,558thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,620thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,714thMost Developed: 2,985thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,066thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,150thSmartest Citizens: 3,216thHighest Average Incomes: 3,219thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,277thLowest Crime Rates: 3,359thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,719thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,860thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,962ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,286thHealthiest Citizens: 4,768thMost Devout: 4,772ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,806thNicest Citizens: 5,427thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,742ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,466thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,810thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,567thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,753rdLargest Welfare Programs: 8,946thNudest: 11,519thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 13,089thLargest Retail Industry: 14,011thMost Influential: 14,546thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,995thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,087thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,061stLargest Insurance Industry: 19,950th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionMost Devout: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionNudest: 19th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23rd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 24th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 25th in the regionNicest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 35th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionMost Politically Free: 38th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 40th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 40th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 44th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Allinburg, Allinburgians believe manners maketh the leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Allinburg, the Allinburg Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.
  • : Allinburg endorsed The Progressive Communist State of Borderless Region.
  • : Following new legislation in Allinburg, Martha Morrow can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine.
  • : Following new legislation in Allinburg, Martha Morrow can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees.
  • : Allinburg voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Omnibus Due Process Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Allinburg, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist.
  • : Allinburg was endorsed by The Federation of Narvatus.
  • : Following new legislation in Allinburg, ranchers are adept at mimicking wolf attacks.
  • : Allinburg altered its national flag.

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