The Confederation in absentia of Allinburg is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by ㏚ Martha Morrow ＆ ㏘ Josh Morrison with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.994 billion Allineans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barston. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Allinean economy, worth a remarkable 2,814 trillion Allinean marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 312,911 Allinean marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, and pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi. Crime is totally unknown. Allinburg's national animal is the purplehead eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Allinburg is ranked 312,059^th in the world and 246^th in The Free Nations Region for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -24.29 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.