The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 36.838 billion Goodnamesarerareans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goodnamesarerare City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Goodnamesarerarean economy, worth an astonishing 21,056 trillion shrubs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 571,583 shrubs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A PhD just ain't what it used to be, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goodnamesarerare's national animal is the chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Goodnamesarerare is ranked 73^rd in the world and 1^st in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 10,342.4 on the Clooney Contribution Index.