The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 33.54 billion Goodnamesarerareans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goodnamesarerare City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Goodnamesarerarean economy, worth an astonishing 19,262 trillion shrubs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 574,300 shrubs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave, and people are bored of easy crossword puzzles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goodnamesarerare's national animal is the chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Goodnamesarerare is ranked 171,143^rd in the world and 6,305^th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 0.86 Obesity Rate.