by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Smartest Citizens: 8thMost Cultured: 10thLargest Publishing Industry: 15th
The People's Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Bush sucks!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population43.049 billion

CapitalGoodnamesarerare City


The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 43.049 billion Goodnamesarerareans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goodnamesarerare City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Goodnamesarerarean economy, worth an astonishing 24,524 trillion shrubs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is a breathtaking 569,678 shrubs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

East Lebatuck tests its moon rovers in the barren wasteland of rural Goodnamesarerare, the military has gone fission for more funding, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goodnamesarerare's national animal is the chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Goodnamesarerare is ranked 36,874th in the world and 929th in The East Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 68.23 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Smartest Citizens: 8thMost Cultured: 10thLargest Publishing Industry: 15thLargest Governments: 20thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 37thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 41stMost Patriotic: 42ndSafest: 48thHighest Economic Output: 64thMost Developed: 69thLowest Crime Rates: 72ndLongest Average Lifespans: 75thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 78thHealthiest Citizens: 83rdHighest Food Quality: 96thMost Advanced Public Education: 98thHighest Poor Incomes: 105thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 112thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 118thHighest Average Incomes: 244thMost Efficient Economies: 262ndMost Stationary: 297thMost Secular: 304thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 432ndMost Subsidized Industry: 478thLargest Populations: 519thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 527thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 636thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 745thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 805thMost Inclusive: 861stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,008thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,041stMost Beautiful Environments: 1,279thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,496thMost Influential: 1,627thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,711thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,711thRudest Citizens: 1,939thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,732ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,204thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,908thLargest Mining Sector: 7,397thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,378thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 23,467th
Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17th in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 29th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionRudest Citizens: 46th in the regionMost Influential: 47th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 48th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 79th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 81st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 84th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 86th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 272nd in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 340th in the regionNudest: 384th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 185 » Packilvania, Trimmania, Kangarawa, Southern Yugoslavia, Lyontisia, Duracell, A Slanted Black Stripe, Mundiferrum, Brotherland, Elejamie, Davinhia, New Leganes, Republic of Berzerkistan, Axdel, The Empire of Rijelv, Roliganistan, Propwash, Federated States of Zootron, Asendavia, Talitoa, Bullpups, ReeK, Amjedia, VW53Aland, Kampf Empire, The Almighty Country, Hizuru, Headpat Central, Kalaratri, Euricanis, BearStackof2015, Ridann, Enlil, Pekweng, Pakitsk, Under Upper Antartica, Plazland, Dragons Blood, The Death Syndicate, Cymru Broadcasters, Firenation91, Unger under over, Barfleur, Grossvietnam, Iodinia, Volkarai, Solek, Todd McCloud, East Malaysia, Ripsylvania, and 135 others.Fellon, Freedomindia, The Three States of Fortuna, Lantros, Arkalarius, A mean old man, Centrical Union, Peatiktist, Stellar Colonies, ArenaC, Oofery, Debluu, Clarence-Voslage, Cacnesia, From New World, Modra, CheeseBurrito, Blobbo, Danelaw Scandinavia, ReReReRepublic, Kucia, Adolanta, The Federation of Osea and Yukotobonia, Spiruvania, Empire of Dabiristan, Sandboxford, Aquyia, Awestre Gorend, Aivintis, Sansangra, Verconia, Grand Exultia, The Soviet Texas Union, Caro1inia, Mardom, Myehn, Tea Jol, Forvistan, The Marlands, The 7th Coalition of Alba, AuthRight Authoritarianism, Estande, Solarhis, Agave, Triumphiam, Santa Dystopia, Rokaku, United Citizens, Wakeopolis, NewImperia, EmpireBR, Coule Presko, Mariarty, Mandatory Herding, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Rainbow Vests, Alarastra, Novosejia, Sea Lions, Kallik, American-Cascadia, Romanoddle Republic, The Holy Rat, Marrabuk, Priti Purple Wonderland, Karcovshkie, Bobadyk, Vaskeden, Wiranath, Neratica, Azosd, OhCraplakistan, Christinia, Newsoslavia, Pondingonia, Akimera, Murshan, Vilender, Jankono, European Global Hegemony, Trinchet, Unitria, United Worlds of Waifuland, The Atlotl Archipelago, New Croxia, Bachtendekuppen, La Xinga, Alleramica, Metzitlan, Roissyland, Altys, Tassirion, Northern Guyeds Koblinge, Grangrado, Dwightica, Troc, West Nagato, Malvekia, Brethren, Working scumbags, Dreamersistan, Goat Republic, Cappedore, Ultim, Dericho, Faisol, Sheroruia, Hyrcanian-Khanates, Evrigenis, Sergioica, Japan and the Korean Peninsula, Domicilium Requiem, Gran Republica de Luigi, Compton-Conway, Wallenburg, Khusja, Gran Yucanoa, Aivlavaz, Widowlan, Davidos Bananos, Ploura, Canadian Technocrats, Connerii, Name 0, Anarchic Gang, Coruh, West Pangasinan, Tofoon, Tax Free, Merlovich, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Cyberstrom, Anfair, Kelssek, and The Great Brazilian Empire.