by Max Barry

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Most Cultured: 1st Smartest Citizens: 4th Largest Governments: 11th
The People's Republic of
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The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 29.51 billion Goodnamesarerareans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goodnamesarerare City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Goodnamesarerarean economy, worth an astonishing 16,573 trillion shrubs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 561,623 shrubs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and main battle tanks stalk the woods of Goodnamesarerare in search of chupacabras. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goodnamesarerare's national animal is the chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Goodnamesarerare is ranked 151,510th in the world and 5,589th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 0.88 Obesity Rate.

Most Cultured: 1stSmartest Citizens: 4thLargest Governments: 11thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15thLargest Publishing Industry: 17thLowest Crime Rates: 25thSafest: 30thMost Advanced Public Transport: 39thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 39thHealthiest Citizens: 44thHighest Poor Incomes: 47thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 50thMost Secular: 61stHighest Economic Output: 63rdMost Advanced Public Education: 67thHighest Average Incomes: 102ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 105thMost Efficient Economies: 139thMost Subsidized Industry: 189thMost Scientifically Advanced: 199thMost Developed: 207thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 213thMost Inclusive: 230thRudest Citizens: 243rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 247thLongest Average Lifespans: 316thLargest Welfare Programs: 375thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 411thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 415thMost Stationary: 441stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 562ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 650thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 699thLargest Populations: 728thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 734thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 869thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,064thMost Influential: 1,349thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,022ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,123rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,404thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,125thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,629thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 7,842ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,822nd
Safest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 36th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 49th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 68th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 112th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 159th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 246th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 378th in the regionMost Average: 388th in the regionNudest: 522nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Goodnamesarerare, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Goodnamesarerare in search of chupacabras.
  • : Following new legislation in Goodnamesarerare, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Goodnamesarerare, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • : Following new legislation in Goodnamesarerare, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns.
  • : Following new legislation in Goodnamesarerare, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor.
  • : Following new legislation in Goodnamesarerare, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Goodnamesarerare, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Goodnamesarerare, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
  • : Following new legislation in Goodnamesarerare, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Leader's bedroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Goodnamesarerare, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.


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