The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 29.51 billion Goodnamesarerareans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goodnamesarerare City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Goodnamesarerarean economy, worth an astonishing 16,573 trillion shrubs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 561,623 shrubs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and main battle tanks stalk the woods of Goodnamesarerare in search of chupacabras. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goodnamesarerare's national animal is the chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Goodnamesarerare is ranked 151,510^th in the world and 5,589^th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 0.88 Obesity Rate.