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Smartest Citizens: 5thMost Cultured: 8thLargest Governments: 13th
The People's Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Bush sucks!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population36.838 billion

CapitalGoodnamesarerare City


The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 36.838 billion Goodnamesarerareans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goodnamesarerare City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Goodnamesarerarean economy, worth an astonishing 21,056 trillion shrubs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 571,583 shrubs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A PhD just ain't what it used to be, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goodnamesarerare's national animal is the chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Goodnamesarerare is ranked 73rd in the world and 1st in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 10,342.4 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Smartest Citizens: 5thMost Cultured: 8thLargest Governments: 13thLargest Publishing Industry: 16thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17thMost Advanced Public Transport: 27thSafest: 32ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 33rdMost Developed: 40thLongest Average Lifespans: 50thHealthiest Citizens: 59thLowest Crime Rates: 62ndHighest Poor Incomes: 64thHighest Economic Output: 65thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 73rdMost Advanced Public Education: 84thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 94thHighest Average Incomes: 174thMost Efficient Economies: 194thMost Secular: 209thMost Subsidized Industry: 253rdMost Stationary: 342ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 349thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 375thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 411thMost Inclusive: 499thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 588thLargest Populations: 642ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 643rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 653rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 680thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 861stRudest Citizens: 947thMost Armed: 968thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,122ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,165thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,224thMost Influential: 1,269thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,343rdTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,567thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,368thLargest Mining Sector: 4,546thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,937thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,887thTop
Highest Drug Use: 16,978thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,625thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,301st
Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the regionMost Armed: 19th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 33rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 39th in the regionMost Influential: 43rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 61st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 65th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 109th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 152nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 155th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 206th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 304th in the regionNudest: 396th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 604th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 644th in the region

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