The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 37.447 billion Goodnamesarerareans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goodnamesarerare City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Goodnamesarerarean economy, worth an astonishing 21,404 trillion shrubs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 571,604 shrubs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, and no one born in Goodnamesarerare can fix a leaky faucet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goodnamesarerare's national animal is the chupacabra, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Goodnamesarerare is ranked 350^th in the world and 11^th in The East Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 3,767.21 Tourists Per Hour.