The ✨✨I HAZ KNIFE✨✨ of Zukchiva is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Overlord Goose with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.413 billion Zukchivans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Seveni. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zukchivan economy, worth a remarkable 1,016 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 120,826 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, war vets look after war animals, the Zukchivan football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel, and the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months. Crime is totally unknown. Zukchiva's national animal is the Arctic-Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zukchiva is ranked 237,789^th in the world and 8,384^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.04 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.