The Dancing Goose of Zukchiva is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zukchiva Yura with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, unlimited-speed roads, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.435 billion Zukchivans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seveni. The average income tax rate is 90.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zukchivan economy, worth 798 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 124,142 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, war vets look after war animals, and the Zukchivan football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel. Crime is totally unknown. Zukchiva's national animal is the Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zukchiva is ranked 2,983^rd in the world and 73^rd in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,405.63 on the Clooney Contribution Index.