The Seven United States of Zukchiva is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Zoyral Seveni with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.77 billion Zukchivans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seveni. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zukchivan economy, worth 349 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 125,995 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", the nation turns a blind eye to human rights abuses in its quest for athletic supremacy, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime is totally unknown. Zukchiva's national animal is the Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zukchiva is ranked 16,713^th in the world and 450^th in The East Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,868.24 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.