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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,951stMost Influential: 3,410thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,022nd
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Slonful

Population6.973 billion

Currencydollar
Animalpenguin

The Federal Republic of Slonful is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 6.973 billion Slonfulians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Slonfulian economy, worth 529 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,962 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cops shout apologies with every swing of their baton, children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet, Slonful recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, and Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slonful's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Slonful is ranked 50,275th in the world and 1,980th in The East Pacific for Most Secular, with 28.4 Atheism Rate.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,951stMost Influential: 3,410thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,022ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,030thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,245thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,956thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,186thTop
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Best Weather: 13,503rdLongest Average Lifespans: 13,662ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,932ndHealthiest Citizens: 14,085thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,403rdMost Beautiful Environments: 16,457thMost Stationary: 16,742ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,013thLowest Crime Rates: 17,396thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,158thMost Inclusive: 18,538thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,738thMost Developed: 19,280thSmartest Citizens: 21,647th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 199th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 200th in the regionMost Influential: 210th in the regionMost Stationary: 234th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 237th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 243rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 329th in the regionLargest Populations: 359th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 382nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 384th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 403rd in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 406th in the regionBest Weather: 423rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 428th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 479th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 501st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 509th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 525th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 558th in the regionMost Developed: 572nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 583rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 613th in the regionMost Inclusive: 617th in the regionLargest Governments: 714th in the regionMost Cultured: 803rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Slonful was endorsed by The United States of New Era states.
  • : Slonful was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Slonful was endorsed by The Free Land of Eagle Crest.
  • : Following new legislation in Slonful, Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
  • : Following new legislation in Slonful, Slonful recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.
  • : Following new legislation in Slonful, children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet.
  • : Following new legislation in Slonful, cops shout apologies with every swing of their baton.
  • : Following new legislation in Slonful, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
  • : Slonful voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Marrabuk".
  • : Slonful voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Microplastics".

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