by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 3,238thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,600thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,484th
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Peace and Justice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population5.309 billion


The Federal Republic of Slonful is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 5.309 billion Slonfulians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 65.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Slonfulian economy, worth 369 trillion dollars a year, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,519 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, light entertainment isn't dead, and signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slonful's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Slonful is ranked 59,772nd in the world and 1,948th in The East Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 69,519.82 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Influential: 3,238thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,600thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,484thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,618thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,092ndHealthiest Citizens: 17,454thMost Stationary: 18,942ndBest Weather: 19,855thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,016thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,301st
Most Influential: 214th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 232nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 250th in the regionMost Stationary: 283rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 402nd in the regionLargest Populations: 415th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 504th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 513th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 544th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 608th in the regionBest Weather: 626th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 647th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 673rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 700th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 705th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 765th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 785th in the region

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