The Parliamentary Republic of Myehn is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ayuza Halavy with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.04 billion Myehnese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Katsubusi. The average income tax rate is 84.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Myehnonian economy, worth 533 trillion Yehns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 175,523 Yehns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, and colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Myehn's national animal is the squid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is VIOLENCE.

Myehn is ranked 7,110^th in the world and 183^rd in The East Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 109.11 quips per hour.