The Never Locked In of BearStackof2015 is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Panda with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, soft-spoken computers, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.674 billion BearStacks are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bearstonia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient BearStackian economy, worth a remarkable 4,365 trillion Roombas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 261,841 Roombas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, parents dread their examinations more than their children, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation, and commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations. Crime is totally unknown. BearStackof2015's national animal is the BearStack, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aura Farming.

BearStackof2015 is ranked 565^th in the world and 15^th in The East Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 109.88 average smiles per day.