The Chronic Hatewatcher of BearStackof2015 is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Panda with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.121 billion BearStacks are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bearstonia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient BearStackian economy, worth a remarkable 4,125 trillion Roombas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 255,899 Roombas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, surveillance cameras are banned, Big Beef has a steak in national politics, and citizens wouldn't recognise Panda if they passed one another on the street. Crime is totally unknown. BearStackof2015's national animal is the BearStack, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aura Farming.

BearStackof2015 is ranked 1,262^nd in the world and 17^th in The East Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 75,754 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.