| Population | 13.147 billion |
| Capital | Pleasantville |
| Leader | Ruch |
| Faith | Christianity |
| Currency | cake |
| Animal | turtle |
The Host Club of FreedomIand is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ruch with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 13.147 billion Freedomlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pleasantville. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient FreedomIandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,482 trillion cakes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 112,797 cakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
The world still seems flat to some people in space, imitation is the sincerest form of felony, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, and many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FreedomIand's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.
FreedomIand is ranked 181,622nd in the world and 3,007th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 2.73 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
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FreedomIand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, Most Beautiful Environments, Highest Food Quality, Most Developed, and Most Influential.
- : FreedomIand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : FreedomIand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Following new legislation in FreedomIand, many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations.
- : Following new legislation in FreedomIand, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters.
- : Following new legislation in FreedomIand, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
- : Following new legislation in FreedomIand, the world still seems flat to some people in space.
- : Following new legislation in FreedomIand, the blind lead the blind in social welfare.
- : Following new legislation in FreedomIand, out-of-work actors say they can't complain.
- : Following new legislation in FreedomIand, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows.
