The Republic of Singapore3 is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ryan Gass Kang with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.357 billion Singaporeans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Changi. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Singapore3ian economy, worth 245 trillion SGDS a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,994 SGDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

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Singapore3 is ranked 55,043^rd in the world and 1,435^th in The East Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 39.1 quips per hour.