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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,436thRudest Citizens: 1,776thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,875th
The Armed State of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Pacifism is never a option
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.263 billion

LeaderPresident Harald II

CurrencyCrowtanian Mark
AnimalHigh Alps Crow

The Armed State of Crowtania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Harald II with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.263 billion Crowtanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Longevo. The average income tax rate is 29.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crowtanian economy, worth 415 trillion Crowtanian Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 183,779 Crowtanian Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère, the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses, and Crowtanians believe manners maketh the leader. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Crowtania's national animal is the High Alps Crow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jingoism.

Crowtania is ranked 122,207th in the world and 5,527th in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 408.55 Tourists Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,436thRudest Citizens: 1,776thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,875thMost Armed: 2,171stLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,295thLargest Retail Industry: 2,307thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,780thMost Influential: 4,603rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,866thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,248thMost Efficient Economies: 6,724thHighest Average Incomes: 8,465thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,924thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,338thLargest Mining Sector: 10,367thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,570thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,659thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,901stTop
Smartest Citizens: 13,565thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,904thLargest Black Market: 14,893rdMost Subsidized Industry: 15,179thMost Developed: 15,273rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,011thMost Cultured: 16,038thHighest Drug Use: 16,861stMost Secular: 18,197thMost Inclusive: 18,390thHighest Crime Rates: 23,879th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionMost Armed: 75th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 90th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 112th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 119th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 132nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 191st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 246th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 249th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 367th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 394th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 403rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 422nd in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 501st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 522nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 523rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 611th in the regionLargest Black Market: 627th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 667th in the regionNudest: 726th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 730th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 738th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 802nd in the regionMost Cultured: 824th in the regionMost Developed: 858th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 875th in the regionMost Secular: 916th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 932nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 943rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 974th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Crowtania was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Ootasa.
  • : Following new legislation in Crowtania, Crowtanians believe manners maketh the leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Crowtania, the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses.
  • : Following new legislation in Crowtania, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère.
  • : Following new legislation in Crowtania, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Crowtania, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Following new legislation in Crowtania, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
  • : Following new legislation in Crowtania, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones.
  • : Crowtania was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Atlunartemis.
  • : Crowtania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 156 » Slyakanya, Ethnon, Republica Guilleana, Valentine Z, Yaorozu, Empy, Great Bights Mum, WeKnow, Lulubellia, Aerilia, Andexia, Guer Aike, Orado, Xentherida, Hamerica, Koda-Land, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Shibutani, Sachi, Dreadton, Corfad, Ravendi, Zzozona, Star Kingdom, Former English Colony, Kocherian, Pytong, Venicea, Ellbonnia, North Bratislava, Sikol, Hardscrabble, Siwale, Bharathvarsh, Crusadam, Wisconsota, Territorio di Nessuno, Interdimensional Zone, New Celoveniortan, New Lakemba, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Navsland, Kazoo Basin, 1 very fast endotarter, Strongwill, The Tampa Bay Rays, Yokciq Empire, Bankowiata, Climeria, Svenskskit, and 106 others.Loutsland, Dar es Saalam, Omnistria, Votak Matim, Frances Francis the First of France, McMasterdonia, Runeda, Sunto, Testnation223, Xipher, Wilkshire, Colfes, Notyoutopia, Illusia and Neverendia, Kragsgale, Sundred, Daiz, Fauzjhia, Loungdako, Cretox State, Kranostav, Shadowrik, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Moubarakistan, His Enduring Majesty, Chips and Guac, Barabolia, Selfgradatude, El Fiji Grande, The Rhein States, KhalChicken, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Otakus and Weebs, East Akra, Glurponia, The Pantheons, Vesteysia, Madjack, Sil Dorsett, Odelinor, Pallaith, Port Naga, Maratabat, Nodnarb, Imperial Pieserged, Francois Isidore, Aoncarpa, Valgarda, Kromi, Clan Spaniel, Zemnaya Svoboda, Svenskan, Maott, Heilhum Imperius, Greater Afroeurasia, Wineclaw, Sanjurika, Figyjharli, Wapistan, Trumpski, Travislavania, Nalver And, Dangine, Questann, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Rising Sakura, Shotokonia, Servilis, Aryan Homeland, Simone Republic, Free Salvation, The Republic of Free Peoples, Ice and Tinian, Texanz, Xagill, Blyskalia, Yellops, Tyirza, Millius Prime, Super Girl, Xyrron, Holy Oranz, BTProductions, Alexander the Magnus, Libertania Democratica, Pasargad, Uzbek Khan, Draconian Progression, The Jerichowan Country, Mon Island, Steampunk Ariel, Korean-Joseon, Viridiann, Cajland, Religioncord, Defense For The World Assembly, Centrialand, Siberian Workforce, Tsandonown, The Calabash Protectorate, Britle, Planes, Seanat, Atlunartemis, and Ootasa.

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