The Constitutional God-Empire of Ufafe is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Nobaa Crawfal with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, devout population of 5.984 billion Ufafs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kayvab. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ufafean economy, worth 727 trillion dong a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,549 dong, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing', brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods, and evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ufafe's national animal is the Ufaf Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Leginism.

Ufafe is ranked 20,423^rd in the world and 280^th in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 306.24 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.