The Football Emirate of X Country is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Xzavier Moreno with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.428 billion Xians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of X City. The average income tax rate is 38.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Xian economy, worth 634 trillion Emeralds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,710 Emeralds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, dining out often involves Grey Wolves on the plate no matter what you order, songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti, and weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque. Crime is totally unknown. X Country's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

X Country is ranked 205,800^th in the world and 377^th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 9.2 Obesity Rate.