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The Fattest Citizens in the South Pacific

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 11,233rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Wastelands of NothreenCorporate Bordello“My way or the highway”
2.The Seafood Paradise of KohrArCorporate Police State“With oysters we thrive!”
3.The Kingdom of DarkmenCorporate Police State“gold or lead”
4.The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners 2Compulsory Consumerist State“Stop Reading My Motto!”
5.The Incorporated States of SehlysdreAnarchy“Fiat iustitia et pereat mundus”
6.The Armed Republic of SprinklerCorporate Police State“To rule and opress”
7.The Unwavering Love of Land With Lots of ShrimpAnarchy“Can I trade in the children for more cash?”
8.The Imperial Free City of AschenburgCapitalizt“Sit Nomine Digna”
9.The Please Push Up Endorse Cap of Hong Kong Kowloon and New TerritoriesAnarchy“Make Hong Kong great again”
10.The Red Panda Clan of SyvaniAnarchy“Force of Togetherness”
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