The Fattest Citizens in the South Pacific
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 10,452nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
![]() | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
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1. | ![]() | Capitalist Paradise | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
2. | Corporate Bordello | “My way or the highway” | ||
3. | ![]() | Anarchy | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
4. | Compulsory Consumerist State | “With oysters we thrive!” | ||
5. | Corporate Police State | “gold or lead” | ||
6. | ![]() | Anarchy | “Fiat iustitia et pereat mundus” | |
7. | ![]() | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
8. | Capitalist Paradise | “Motto” | ||
9. | ![]() | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
10. | ![]() | Anarchy | “Take the Path of Least Resistance” |