by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in the South Pacific

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 10,452nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Eternal Misfortune of PterodoriaCapitalist Paradise“Stop Reading My Motto!”
2.The Wastelands of NothreenCorporate Bordello“My way or the highway”
3.The Eternal Misfortune of PallidoniaAnarchy“Stop Reading My Motto!”
4.The Seafood Paradise of KohrArCompulsory Consumerist State“With oysters we thrive!”
5.The Kingdom of DarkmenCorporate Police State“gold or lead”
6.The Incorporated States of SehlysdreAnarchy“Fiat iustitia et pereat mundus”
7.The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners 2Compulsory Consumerist State“Stop Reading My Motto!”
8.The Republic of BuddhaiCapitalist Paradise“Motto”
9.The Eternal Misfortune of AskatopiaPsychotic Dictatorship“Stop Reading My Motto!”
10.The Confederated Districts of TreirAnarchy“Take the Path of Least Resistance”
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