by Max Barry

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The South Pacific World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the South Pacific

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 9,421st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The PS2 Puppet of PterodoriaCompulsory Consumerist State“Stop reading my motto!”
2.The PS2 Puppet of PallidoniaAnarchy“Stop reading my motto!”
3.The Borderlands of NothreenAnarchy“...”
4.The Seafood Paradise of KohrArCompulsory Consumerist State“With oysters we thrive!”
5.The Incorporated States of SehlysdreAnarchy“Fiat iustitia et pereat mundus”
6.The Kingdom of DarkmenCorporate Police State“gold or lead”
7.The Holy Filesharing Empire of CeidtopiaCapitalist Paradise“No work no worries.”
8.The PS2 Puppet of AskatopiaPsychotic Dictatorship“Stop reading my motto!”
9.The Confederated Districts of TreirCapitalizt“Take the Path of Least Resistance”
10.The Panda of Pencil Sharpeners 2Compulsory Consumerist State“Stop reading my motto!”
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