by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

The South Pacific World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the South Pacific

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 9,689th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Eternal Misfortune of PterodoriaBenevolent Dictatorship“Stop reading my motto!”
2.The Incorporated States of SehlysdreAnarchy“Fiat iustitia et pereat mundus”
3.The Kingdom of DarkmenCorporate Police State“gold or lead”
4.The Eternal Misfortune of PallidoniaAnarchy“Stop reading my motto!”
5.The Holy Filesharing Empire of CeidtopiaCompulsory Consumerist State“No work no worries.”
6.The Borderlands of NothreenAnarchy“...”
7.The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil SharpenersAnarchy“Stop reading my motto!”
8.The Seafood Paradise of KohrArAnarchy“With oysters we thrive!”
9.The Eternal Misfortune of AskatopiaPsychotic Dictatorship“Stop reading my motto!”
10.The Rogue Nation of The Country Without a NameCorporate Police State“The illogically run government”
1234. . .660661»