The South Pacific World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 9,421^st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The PS2 Puppet of Pterodoria	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Stop reading my motto!”
2.	The PS2 Puppet of Pallidonia	Anarchy	“Stop reading my motto!”
3.	The Borderlands of Nothreen	Anarchy	“...”
4.	The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr	Compulsory Consumerist State	“With oysters we thrive!”
5.	The Incorporated States of Sehlysdre	Anarchy	“Fiat iustitia et pereat mundus”
6.	The Kingdom of Darkmen	Corporate Police State	“gold or lead”
7.	The Holy Filesharing Empire of Ceidtopia	Capitalist Paradise	“No work no worries.”
8.	The PS2 Puppet of Askatopia	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Stop reading my motto!”
9.	The Confederated Districts of Treir	Capitalizt	“Take the Path of Least Resistance”
10.	The Panda of Pencil Sharpeners 2	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Stop reading my motto!”