The South Pacific World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 9,689^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Eternal Misfortune of Pterodoria	Benevolent Dictatorship	“Stop reading my motto!”
2.	The Incorporated States of Sehlysdre	Anarchy	“Fiat iustitia et pereat mundus”
3.	The Kingdom of Darkmen	Corporate Police State	“gold or lead”
4.	The Eternal Misfortune of Pallidonia	Anarchy	“Stop reading my motto!”
5.	The Holy Filesharing Empire of Ceidtopia	Compulsory Consumerist State	“No work no worries.”
6.	The Borderlands of Nothreen	Anarchy	“...”
7.	The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners	Anarchy	“Stop reading my motto!”
8.	The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr	Anarchy	“With oysters we thrive!”
9.	The Eternal Misfortune of Askatopia	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Stop reading my motto!”
10.	The Rogue Nation of The Country Without a Name	Corporate Police State	“The illogically run government”