by Max Barry

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The South Pacific World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the South Pacific

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 9,516th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The PS2 Puppet of PterodoriaCompulsory Consumerist State“Stop reading my motto!”
2.The PS2 Puppet of PallidoniaAnarchy“Stop reading my motto!”
3.The Incorporated States of SehlysdreAnarchy“Fiat iustitia et pereat mundus”
4.The Kingdom of DarkmenCorporate Police State“gold or lead”
5.The Borderlands of NothreenAnarchy“...”
6.The Seafood Paradise of KohrArCompulsory Consumerist State“With oysters we thrive!”
7.The Holy Filesharing Empire of CeidtopiaCapitalist Paradise“No work no worries.”
8.The Consumption of SkeethCapitalist Paradise“Productivity makes you free. Obey and consume.”
9.The PS2 Puppet of AskatopiaPsychotic Dictatorship“Stop reading my motto!”
10.The Rogue Nation of The Country Without a NameCorporate Police State“The illogically run government”
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