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The Fattest Citizens in the South Pacific

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 10,452^nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Eternal Misfortune of Pterodoria	Capitalist Paradise	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
2.	The Wastelands of Nothreen	Corporate Bordello	“My way or the highway”
3.	The Eternal Misfortune of Pallidonia	Anarchy	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
4.	The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr	Compulsory Consumerist State	“With oysters we thrive!”
5.	The Kingdom of Darkmen	Corporate Police State	“gold or lead”
6.	The Incorporated States of Sehlysdre	Anarchy	“Fiat iustitia et pereat mundus”
7.	The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners 2	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
8.	The Republic of Buddhai	Capitalist Paradise	“Motto”
9.	The Eternal Misfortune of Askatopia	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
10.	The Confederated Districts of Treir	Anarchy	“Take the Path of Least Resistance”

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