The South Pacific
World Census
The Fattest Citizens in the South Pacific
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 9,421st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
![]() | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
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1. | ![]() | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Stop reading my motto!” | |
2. | ![]() | Anarchy | “Stop reading my motto!” | |
3. | ![]() | Anarchy | “...” | |
4. | ![]() | Compulsory Consumerist State | “With oysters we thrive!” | |
5. | ![]() | Anarchy | “Fiat iustitia et pereat mundus” | |
6. | ![]() | Corporate Police State | “gold or lead” | |
7. | ![]() | Capitalist Paradise | “No work no worries.” | |
8. | ![]() | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Stop reading my motto!” | |
9. | ![]() | Capitalizt | “Take the Path of Least Resistance” | |
10. | ![]() | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Stop reading my motto!” |