The Autocratic Empire of Walfo is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Neil II with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.514 billion Walfonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperious. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Walfoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,211 trillion Francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 254,999 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, a little love goes a long way claim Walfoan news, and handling people's data is proving an immersive experience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walfo's national animal is the White Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Walfo is ranked 10,461^st in the world and 188^th in Europe for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.35 percentage of bribes refused.