Population | 6.568 billion |
Capital | București |
Leader | President Robert-Adrian Leușteanu |
Faith | Orthodox Christianity |
Currency | Leu |
Animal | Lion |
The Republic of Christian Terra is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Robert-Adrian Leușteanu with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 6.568 billion Terrans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of București. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Christian Terran economy, worth a remarkable 1,405 trillion Lei a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 214,002 Lei, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Patients often wonder which is more annoying: their excruciating pain or their doctor incessantly praying over it, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations, and elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Leu mansions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christian Terra's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.
Christian Terra is ranked 2,898th in the world and 66th in Europe for Most Cultured, scoring 221 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Christian Terra, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Leu mansions.
- : Following new legislation in Christian Terra, savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations.
- : Following new legislation in Christian Terra, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties.
- : Christian Terra was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Christian Terra was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in Christian Terra, patients often wonder which is more annoying: their excruciating pain or their doctor incessantly praying over it.
- : Following new legislation in Christian Terra, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble.
- : Following new legislation in Christian Terra, people have been circulating political cartoons of pigeons pooping on President Robert-Adrian Leușteanu.
- : Following new legislation in Christian Terra, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The București Times is sold out.
- : Following new legislation in Christian Terra, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.