The Pan-European Union of Coque Borie Lethawik is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Assembly of State Representatives with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.865 billion Coque Borie Lethawikians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paris. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Coque Borie Lethawikian economy, worth 286 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 153,483 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Assembly of State Representatives is a silly poophead, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, bins outnumber trees in city parks, and both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade. Crime is totally unknown. Coque Borie Lethawik's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular.

Coque Borie Lethawik is ranked 236,742^nd in the world and 8^th in Coque Borie Lethawik for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.11 crimes per hour.