The Federation of Aarroneous is a fledgling, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5 million Aarroneousians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The strong Aarroneousian economy, worth 252 billion flamingoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 50,468 flamingoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, Harry Potter books are banned, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy, and gambling is outlawed. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Aarroneous's national animal is the Gold Coin, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Aarroneous is ranked 209,386^th in the world and 578^th in Europe for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,100.91 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.