The Constitutional Monarchy of South St Maarten is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.392 billion Maartenians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Maartenian economy, worth 787 trillion Dinis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,841 Dinis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes, teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty, Maartenians submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card, and the Cardinal is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. South St Maarten's national animal is the Cardinal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dutch Reformed Protestant.

South St Maarten is ranked 189,263^rd in the world and 890^th in Europe for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 19,706.75 Standard Monetary Units.