The Supremely Democratic States of Hirota is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kan Pae Down with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 38.439 billion Hirotans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Education and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Hirotan economy, worth a remarkable 6,995 trillion coins a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,979 coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tightness of border controls in Hirota leave a little to be desired, bins outnumber trees in city parks, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Hirota's national animal is the forest owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hirota is ranked 2,622^nd in the world and 11^th in Europe for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 205.54 on the Bus Surprisal Index.