The Republic of Rary is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Darragh Martin with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 15.871 billion Rarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alesco. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Rarian economy, worth a remarkable 5,693 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 358,727 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Toothpaste is a mealtime delicacy, most fires are already out by the time the bucket brigade gets to them, skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever, and snowball fights inaugurate summer breaks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rary's national animal is the Turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Atheism.

Rary is ranked 186,565^th in the world and 651^st in Europe for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 43.78 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.