Population | 4.216 billion |
Capital | Maus City |
Leader | President Rose |
Faith | The Rat Race |
Currency | bitcoin |
Animal | giraffe |
The Federated Capitalist States of Southern Maus is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Rose with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.216 billion Mausans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Environment and Law & Order not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maus City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Southern Mausan economy, worth a remarkable 1,218 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 288,921 bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,357,176 per year while the poor average 7,666, a ratio of 307 to 1.
A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, the government loves seeing the little people fight, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", and citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Southern Maus's national animal is the giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Rat Race.
Southern Maus is ranked 268,479th in the world and 1,400th in Europe for Most Conservative, scoring 22.25 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Southern Maus, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
- : Following new legislation in Southern Maus, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
- : Following new legislation in Southern Maus, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
- : Southern Maus voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Civilian Air Compact"".
- : Southern Maus voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Civilian Air Compact"".
- : Following new legislation in Southern Maus, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
- : Following new legislation in Southern Maus, the most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones.
- : Following new legislation in Southern Maus, both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth.
- : Following new legislation in Southern Maus, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
- : Following new legislation in Southern Maus, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 76 » Ortigia, The Champions League, Kronverg, Saarenmaa, Raghallaigh, Skalliad, Communist-Denmark, Iceagea, Elisabethshagen, Invernessia, Bastile, Meropis, Western Balkania, Younglandia, The Sigometh Dynasty, Iskalland, Armbruster, Northern German Federation, Eistalia, Cot Deviet, Vandila, Leviggo, Estellan, KKoRea, The Free States of Rome, -floptropica-, Leranditale, Walfo, Parsininsa, Grego, Yahlia, Scheona, Ferranghia, Outer Sparta, The New Nordic Union, New Kowloon Bay, Irminsulia, Opiachus WA Mission, DeNorSweLand, Thracia Republic, Rary, Agausia, Greater Bahland, Mollow, Jim the Baptist, Mallor, St Scarlett, Thracia and Crimea, New Eestiball, Arsenial, and 26 others.The Aosta Valley, Basque Dominion, Agartia, Paidousistan, Imperium Anglorum, MY Holiness, Name 0 WA Account, Mally Piznoopia, Ukrainida, CSB SA Union, Caliarizomex, Dark Matter, Granevia, Lofga, Nardin, Quincy, Ukrainian Crimea and Sevastopol, Potatopelago, Woodlands, Reiserland, Ottterland, Flaxland, Pantoslavia, Union of Rossiya, Sarcie, and Calicov.