The Proletariat Paradise of Lanakea is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by The Workers with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.158 billion Lanakeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noʻōrma. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lanakean economy, worth a remarkable 3,005 trillion Staʻars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 247,211 Staʻars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home, the comic book series 'The Workers and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, and international television adverts praise the nation as a worker's paradise. Crime is totally unknown. Lanakea's national animal is the Humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Religiously Apathetic Deism.

Lanakea is ranked 114,795^th in the world and 350^th in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,892.51 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.