General Assembly
Security Council
| Population | 21.976 billion |
| Capital | 🏢 Logres |
| Leader | 👑 Lennart Raybrandt |
| Faith | 🌐 National Druidry |
| Currency | 🪙 drake |
| Animal | 🐉 dragon |
The Kingdom of Avalon is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by 👑 Lennart Raybrandt with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 21.976 billion Avalonians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🏢 Logres. The average income tax rate is 8.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Avalonic economy, worth a remarkable 8,961 trillion 🪙 drakes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 407,774 🪙 drakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Too many hyper-intelligent chefs can spoil the allegorical broth, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares, and students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic. Crime is totally unknown. Avalon's national animal is the 🐉 dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is 🌐 National Druidry.
Avalon is ranked 55,070th in the world and 684th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,533.42 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
Endorsements Received: 211 » 
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Avalon was endorsed by 
The Most 𝔚𝔢𝔦𝔯𝔡 Republic of Weirdos are cool.
- : Avalon was endorsed by
The Most Serene Republic of Lionia.
- : Avalon was endorsed by
The Federation of Asombhumy.
- : Following new legislation in Avalon, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic.
- : Following new legislation in Avalon, elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares.
- : Following new legislation in Avalon, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
- : Following new legislation in Avalon, too many hyper-intelligent chefs can spoil the allegorical broth.
- : Following new legislation in Avalon, children with trilobite collections are drafted into the 'Billy and the Cloneasaurus' division.
- : Following new legislation in Avalon, foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Avalonic Moonshine".
- : Avalon was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
