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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 985thMost Influential: 1,948thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,555th
The Democratic People's Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Through the party's will and the supreme leader's mercy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Santa Dystopia

Population8.732 billion

LeaderKim Yo-jong


The Democratic People's Republic of Santa Dystopia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kim Yo-jong with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.732 billion Dystopianis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rason. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dystopiani economy, worth a remarkable 2,036 trillion shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 233,243 shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, Lizard is one of the most popular forenames in Santa Dystopia, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and Kim Yo-jong often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santa Dystopia's national animal is the lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Santa Dystopia is ranked 11,053rd in the world and 246th in The East Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 391.03 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 985thMost Influential: 1,948thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,555thLargest Retail Industry: 2,909thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,026thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,362ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,566thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,049thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,346thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,430thMost Efficient Economies: 6,502ndLargest Black Market: 6,691stHighest Average Incomes: 6,710thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,732ndLargest Mining Sector: 6,941stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,807thRudest Citizens: 7,986thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,538thMost Secular: 8,792ndMost Subsidized Industry: 10,978thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,053rdMost Developed: 11,092ndHighest Economic Output: 12,464thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,571stLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,888thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,090thLargest Governments: 13,193rdTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 14,850thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,089thSmartest Citizens: 15,296thMost Patriotic: 16,886thHighest Disposable Incomes: 18,511thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,582ndMost Advanced Public Education: 25,008thHealthiest Citizens: 28,918th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 44th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 52nd in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 56th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 61st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 63rd in the regionMost Influential: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 70th in the regionLargest Black Market: 71st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 72nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 80th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 89th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 101st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 105th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 113th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 116th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 119th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 132nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 151st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 183rd in the regionMost Secular: 192nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 246th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 253rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 257th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 279th in the regionLargest Governments: 291st in the regionMost Developed: 294th in the regionMost Avoided: 301st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 303rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 344th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 348th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 376th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 387th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 391st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 437th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 491st in the region

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