The Democratic People's Republic of Santa Dystopia is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, vat-grown people, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 522 million Dystopianis are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rason. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Dystopiani economy, worth 63.5 trillion shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 121,632 shillings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 445,468 per year while the poor average 23,533, a ratio of 18.9 to 1.
Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away, and almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santa Dystopia's national animal is the lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old".
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, cruel and unusual punishments are being crowdsourced.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
- : Following new legislation in Santa Dystopia, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
- : Santa Dystopia changed its national nation type to "Democratic People's Republic".
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