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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 886thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,461stMost Influential: 1,708th
The Democratic People's Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Through the party's will and the supreme leader's mercy
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Santa Dystopia

Population6.674 billion

CapitalRason
LeaderKim Yo-jong

Currencyshilling
Animallizard

The Democratic People's Republic of Santa Dystopia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kim Yo-jong with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.674 billion Dystopianis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rason. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dystopiani economy, worth a remarkable 1,584 trillion shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 237,469 shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, Lizard is one of the most popular forenames in Santa Dystopia, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and Kim Yo-jong often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santa Dystopia's national animal is the lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Santa Dystopia is ranked 299,768th in the world and 6,979th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -364.75 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 886thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,461stMost Influential: 1,708thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,215thLargest Retail Industry: 2,232ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,108thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,847thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,987thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,193rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,596thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,698thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,034thHighest Average Incomes: 5,152ndLargest Mining Sector: 5,480thMost Efficient Economies: 5,655thLargest Black Market: 6,164thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,412thRudest Citizens: 7,184thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,594thMost Secular: 9,243rdLargest Insurance Industry: 9,727thMost Patriotic: 10,377thMost Avoided: 10,528thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,769thMost Developed: 11,267thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,402ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,250thLargest Governments: 12,410thLowest Crime Rates: 12,711thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,145thHighest Economic Output: 14,269thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 15,891stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,428thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,692ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,715thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,576thHealthiest Citizens: 27,389th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 42nd in the regionMost Influential: 44th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 48th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 52nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 54th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 58th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 75th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 76th in the regionLargest Black Market: 83rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 85th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 85th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 94th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 112th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 118th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 125th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 138th in the regionMost Avoided: 151st in the regionRudest Citizens: 169th in the regionMost Patriotic: 204th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 226th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 227th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 240th in the regionMost Secular: 261st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 287th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 299th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 311th in the regionMost Developed: 322nd in the regionLargest Governments: 323rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 346th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 413th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 421st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 437th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 481st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 584th in the regionLargest Populations: 666th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 193 » Empire of Dabiristan, Estande, Grossvietnam, Narinoland, Vallangast, Dorles, Isahaak, Sansangra, Lantros, Buushi, Davinhia, The Feld, Under Upper Antartica, Impia Aghte, Solek, Grangrado, New Sandsnionion, Janoobi Jazair, Lorynia, The Almighty Country, Kuseropia Repubationtopia, Ridann, Constervatania, Aivintis, Anthonyland, Zang0, Abtracnt, The 7th Coalition of Alba, Axdel, Duracell, Frekhborlo, Lurolona, United Citizens, Capave, Wakeopolis, Her Malue, Nuovo Regno Italico, 3 14159265358979323846264, Singapore3, The Marlands, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, EmpireBR, East Malaysia, Primeautia, Danelaw Scandinavia, NewImperia, Karatol-Advenra, Kavanos, Nythi, Compton-Conway, and 143 others.Mandatory Herding, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Rainbow Vests, Novosejia, The Great Andes, Sea Lions, Animations, Cambodeje, Dyposia, New Leganes, Marrabuk, New Gehenna, Dragons Blood, Romanoddle Republic, Stanley I, Arafors, Vaskeden, OhCraplakistan, Kond Mex Ethostorgel, Azosd, Lunma Un, Wiranath, Thiyagesh, Akimera, Vilender, Murshan, Pondingonia, Trinchet, Merlovich, Luxrough, European Global Hegemony, ArenaC, Asendavia, Rikos Isles, La Xinga, Devlon, Alleramica, Roissyland, Altys, Tassirion, Myehn, Dwightica, Walo, Metzitlan, The United Intergalactic Republic, The Wallenburgian World Assembly Offices, West Nagato, Alarastra, Standeshar, Goat Republic, Hipakistan, Roliganistan, Fed Sha Tho Plava, Arzegovnia, Kalaykanah, New Bradenia Ghost, Spoona, Agave, Lingu, VW53Aland, Pakitsk, Elejamie, Coule Presko, Barfleur, Rokaku, The Soviet Texas Union, Ribanzi, Clarence-Voslage, Murinian Union, Modra, West Elyria, Azealand Isle, Lyontisia, From New World, ReReReRepublic, Tshana, Kucia, BearStackof2015, Iodinia, Federation Of The Artics, Forvistan, Sandboxford, Aeljae, Talitoa, Eastorias, Blobon, Kaigi, CheeseBurrito, Karcovshkie, Harro Waarudho, Stellar Colonies, Hizuru, Eldana, Sergioica, Northen Luxembourg, Thurland, Adavan, Unitria, Mestov, Lanagon, Bai Lung, Fellon, Anfair, United China Nation, A mean old man, Enou, Enlil, West Swedania, Noreds Thereneuthene, Trimmania, Republic of Berzerkistan, Avana Kreig, Amabilis, East Sakhlin, Centrical Union, Kublam, Seri Tai Republic, Propwash, Headpat Central, Drunken Seal Islands, Caro1inia, Savage, The Empire of Rijelv, The Free Republic of Japan, Washingtonian Order, Verconia, Blobbo, ReeK, Awestre Gorend, Unger under over, The Armed Savages, Federated States of Zootron, Cacnesia, Caymarnia, A Slanted Black Stripe, Azgatan, Kelssek, Guys it literally says YOU ARE SUS, Brotherland, Goodnamesarerare, Adolanta, Kelsyth, and Arouran.

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