Population | 8.376 billion |
Capital | Rason |
Leader | Kim Yo-jong |
Currency | shilling |
Animal | lizard |
The Democratic People's Republic of Santa Dystopia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Kim Yo-jong with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.376 billion Dystopianis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rason. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Dystopiani economy, worth a remarkable 1,951 trillion shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 232,979 shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, Lizard is one of the most popular forenames in Santa Dystopia, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and Kim Yo-jong often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santa Dystopia's national animal is the lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Santa Dystopia is ranked 14,422nd in the world and 348th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.39 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Santa Dystopia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Konyai.
- : Santa Dystopia was endorsed by The Shining Dawn Light of Langburn.
- : Santa Dystopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Santa Dystopia was endorsed by The Free Land of Kadekoland.
- : Santa Dystopia was endorsed by The Imperial Federation of Improper Classifications.
- : Santa Dystopia was endorsed by The Colony of Valemont.
- : Santa Dystopia was endorsed by The Republic of Bhadeshistan.
- : Santa Dystopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Santa Dystopia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Horthgar.
- : Santa Dystopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
World Assembly
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