The Democratic People's Republic of Santa Dystopia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kim Yo-jong with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.674 billion Dystopianis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rason. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Dystopiani economy, worth a remarkable 1,584 trillion shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 237,469 shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, Lizard is one of the most popular forenames in Santa Dystopia, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and Kim Yo-jong often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santa Dystopia's national animal is the lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Santa Dystopia is ranked 299,768th in the world and 6,979th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -364.75 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Santa Dystopia was endorsed by
The Free Land of Kalaykanah.
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Santa Dystopia was endorsed by
The People's Republic of Arzegovnia.
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Santa Dystopia was endorsed by
The Empire of Althorea.
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Santa Dystopia was endorsed by
The Dominion of Fed Sha Tho Plava.
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Santa Dystopia was endorsed by
The Incorporated States of Hipakistan.
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Santa Dystopia was endorsed by
The United People's Herd of Goat Republic.
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Santa Dystopia was endorsed by
The Federation of Cyberstrom.
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Santa Dystopia was endorsed by
The Grand Duchy of Standeshar.
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Santa Dystopia was endorsed by
The Holy Empire of Alarastra.
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Santa Dystopia was endorsed by
The Unovian Archducal Federation of West Nagato.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 193 » Empire of Dabiristan,
Estande,
Grossvietnam,
Narinoland,
Vallangast,
Dorles,
Isahaak,
Sansangra,
Lantros,
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Davinhia,
The Feld,
Under Upper Antartica,
Impia Aghte,
Solek,
Grangrado,
New Sandsnionion,
Janoobi Jazair,
Lorynia,
The Almighty Country,
Kuseropia Repubationtopia,
Ridann,
Constervatania,
Aivintis,
Anthonyland,
Zang0,
Abtracnt,
The 7th Coalition of Alba,
Axdel,
Duracell,
Frekhborlo,
Lurolona,
United Citizens,
Capave,
Wakeopolis,
Her Malue,
Nuovo Regno Italico,
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Singapore3,
The Marlands,
Great Aztlatan CommonWealth,
EmpireBR,
East Malaysia,
Primeautia,
Danelaw Scandinavia,
NewImperia,
Karatol-Advenra,
Kavanos,
Nythi,
Compton-Conway, and 143 others.
Mandatory Herding,
Xhya-zsathis 03b,
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Novosejia,
The Great Andes,
Sea Lions,
Animations,
Cambodeje,
Dyposia,
New Leganes,
Marrabuk,
New Gehenna,
Dragons Blood,
Romanoddle Republic,
Stanley I,
Arafors,
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OhCraplakistan,
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Azosd,
Lunma Un,
Wiranath,
Thiyagesh,
Akimera,
Vilender,
Murshan,
Pondingonia,
Trinchet,
Merlovich,
Luxrough,
European Global Hegemony,
ArenaC,
Asendavia,
Rikos Isles,
La Xinga,
Devlon,
Alleramica,
Roissyland,
Altys,
Tassirion,
Myehn,
Dwightica,
Walo,
Metzitlan,
The United Intergalactic Republic,
The Wallenburgian World Assembly Offices,
West Nagato,
Alarastra,
Standeshar,
Goat Republic,
Hipakistan,
Roliganistan,
Fed Sha Tho Plava,
Arzegovnia,
Kalaykanah,
New Bradenia Ghost,
Spoona,
Agave,
Lingu,
VW53Aland,
Pakitsk,
Elejamie,
Coule Presko,
Barfleur,
Rokaku,
The Soviet Texas Union,
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Clarence-Voslage,
Murinian Union,
Modra,
West Elyria,
Azealand Isle,
Lyontisia,
From New World,
ReReReRepublic,
Tshana,
Kucia,
BearStackof2015,
Iodinia,
Federation Of The Artics,
Forvistan,
Sandboxford,
Aeljae,
Talitoa,
Eastorias,
Blobon,
Kaigi,
CheeseBurrito,
Karcovshkie,
Harro Waarudho,
Stellar Colonies,
Hizuru,
Eldana,
Sergioica,
Northen Luxembourg,
Thurland,
Adavan,
Unitria,
Mestov,
Lanagon,
Bai Lung,
Fellon,
Anfair,
United China Nation,
A mean old man,
Enou,
Enlil,
West Swedania,
Noreds Thereneuthene,
Trimmania,
Republic of Berzerkistan,
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East Sakhlin,
Centrical Union,
Kublam,
Seri Tai Republic,
Propwash,
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Caro1inia,
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The Empire of Rijelv,
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Washingtonian Order,
Verconia,
Blobbo,
ReeK,
Awestre Gorend,
Unger under over,
The Armed Savages,
Federated States of Zootron,
Cacnesia,
Caymarnia,
A Slanted Black Stripe,
Azgatan,
Kelssek,
Guys it literally says YOU ARE SUS,
Brotherland,
Goodnamesarerare,
Adolanta,
Kelsyth, and
Arouran.