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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 986thMost Influential: 1,831stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,530th
The Democratic People's Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Through the party's will and the supreme leader's mercy
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Santa Dystopia

Population8.376 billion

CapitalRason
LeaderKim Yo-jong

Currencyshilling
Animallizard

The Democratic People's Republic of Santa Dystopia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Kim Yo-jong with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.376 billion Dystopianis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rason. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dystopiani economy, worth a remarkable 1,951 trillion shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 232,979 shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, Lizard is one of the most popular forenames in Santa Dystopia, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, and Kim Yo-jong often plays real life games of Tower Defense against hordes of angry villagers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santa Dystopia's national animal is the lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Santa Dystopia is ranked 14,422nd in the world and 348th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.39 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 986thMost Influential: 1,831stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,530thLargest Retail Industry: 2,589thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,984thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 4,288thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,754thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,880thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,193rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,210thMost Efficient Economies: 6,291stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,487thHighest Average Incomes: 6,547thLargest Mining Sector: 6,823rdLargest Black Market: 6,943rdRudest Citizens: 7,342ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,421stMost Corrupt Governments: 7,972ndMost Secular: 8,854thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,943rdMost Developed: 11,117thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,648thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,027thHighest Economic Output: 12,690thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,975thLargest Governments: 13,138thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,564thLowest Crime Rates: 14,422ndSmartest Citizens: 15,225thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 15,729thMost Patriotic: 16,204thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,318thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,908thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,598thMost Avoided: 25,841stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29,027thHealthiest Citizens: 29,847th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 44th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 56th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 60th in the regionMost Influential: 62nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 64th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 67th in the regionLargest Black Market: 74th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 75th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 78th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 83rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 99th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 100th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 106th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 108th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 117th in the regionRudest Citizens: 140th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 148th in the regionMost Avoided: 183rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 190th in the regionMost Secular: 197th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 241st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 258th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 265th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 283rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 285th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 299th in the regionMost Developed: 302nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 348th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 363rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 390th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 403rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 413th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 444th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 521st in the region

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