The Democratic People's Republic of Santa Dystopia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kim Yo-jong with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.768 billion Dystopianis are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rason. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Dystopiani economy, worth 360 trillion shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 203,824 shillings, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,017,599 per year while the poor average 22,985, a ratio of 44.3 to 1.

The nation is weighing the price of victory following a nuclear strike, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Dystopianis's kindness, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Dystopiani selfishness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santa Dystopia's national animal is the lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Santa Dystopia is ranked 26,228^th in the world and 840^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,980.51 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.