The Democratic People's Republic of Santa Dystopia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kim Yo-jong with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.659 billion Dystopianis are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rason. The average income tax rate is 56.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Dystopiani economy, worth 584 trillion shillings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 219,765 shillings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents, artists are pillars of society, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Santa Dystopia' is a smash hit, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santa Dystopia's national animal is the lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Santa Dystopia was endorsed by The Nomadic Peoples of Juangpen.
- : Santa Dystopia was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Edwardsport.
- : Santa Dystopia's influence in The East Pacific fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
- : Santa Dystopia was endorsed by The Empire of Alemannian Empire.
- : Santa Dystopia was endorsed by The May St Wood Pigeon Save Us of British Calradia.
- : Santa Dystopia was endorsed by The First Republic of Volinovia.
- : Santa Dystopia was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Bakla Island.
- : Santa Dystopia was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of In Insulam Autem Sanguis Et Magia.
- : Santa Dystopia was endorsed by The Legendary Land of Layngderfleethe.
- : Santa Dystopia was endorsed by The Republic of Graumetia.
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