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Highest Poor Incomes: 87thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 108thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 191st
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Unielvan Millorvium

Population6.215 billion

LeaderExecutive Director


The United Directorate of Unielvan Millorvium is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Executive Director with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.215 billion Unielvan Millorviumians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Axion. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Unielvan Millorviumian economy, worth a remarkable 3,190 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 513,408 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You gots to be part of the Party to get in to the party, women complaining about lack of opportunity are told to "man up", Eagle sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites, and official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unielvan Millorvium's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Unielvan Millorvium is ranked 48,176th in the world and 1,773rd in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,331.1 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Highest Poor Incomes: 87thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 108thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 191stLargest Information Technology Sector: 199thHighest Average Incomes: 256thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 374thLargest Black Market: 411thMost Corrupt Governments: 499thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 552ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 671stMost Scientifically Advanced: 807thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 809thMost Subsidized Industry: 874thMost Efficient Economies: 1,267thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,271stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,424thLargest Governments: 1,448thLowest Crime Rates: 1,524thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,599thMost Developed: 1,618thMost Influential: 1,660thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,745thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,829thSmartest Citizens: 1,948thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,225thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,511thLargest Mining Sector: 2,520thLargest Retail Industry: 2,521stMost Avoided: 2,633rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,670thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,360thRudest Citizens: 3,561stHighest Economic Output: 3,749thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,893rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,981stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,638thMost Secular: 5,939thHealthiest Citizens: 7,407thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,519thTop
Most Stationary: 16,039thHighest Drug Use: 18,309thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,588th
Highest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 28th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 38th in the regionLargest Governments: 39th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 41st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 49th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 52nd in the regionMost Avoided: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 56th in the regionMost Developed: 58th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 61st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 68th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 69th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 71st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 72nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 73rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 76th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 101st in the regionRudest Citizens: 118th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 127th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 153rd in the regionMost Influential: 176th in the regionMost Secular: 223rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 224th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 227th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 243rd in the regionMost Stationary: 281st in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 435th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 440th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 579th in the region

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