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Highest Poor Incomes: 36thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 83rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 116th
The United Directorate of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Strength Through Compliance
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Unielvan Millorvium

Population10.624 billion

LeaderExecutive Director


The United Directorate of Unielvan Millorvium is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Executive Director with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.624 billion Unielvan Millorviumians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Axion. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Unielvan Millorviumian economy, worth a remarkable 6,564 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 617,870 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unielvan Millorviumians are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom, sleeping on the job is recommended, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and patriotic parents remind their children to drink plenty of water. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unielvan Millorvium's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Unielvan Millorvium is ranked 120th in the world and 5th in the South Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 162,602.43 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Highest Poor Incomes: 36thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 83rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 116thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 120thHighest Average Incomes: 152ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 203rdLargest Black Market: 214thMost Corrupt Governments: 327thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 419thMost Patriotic: 422ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 480thLargest Governments: 615thMost Advanced Public Education: 668thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 686thLowest Crime Rates: 688thMost Subsidized Industry: 689thLargest Agricultural Sector: 759thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 763rdMost Developed: 807thMost Efficient Economies: 819thLongest Average Lifespans: 897thHighest Average Tax Rates: 933rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 947thSmartest Citizens: 1,012thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,019thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,373rdHighest Economic Output: 1,572ndMost Influential: 1,714thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,040thMost Secular: 2,276thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,378thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,655thHealthiest Citizens: 2,826thLargest Retail Industry: 3,145thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,833rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,345thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,324thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,085thLargest Insurance Industry: 8,464thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,217thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,463rdMost Stationary: 11,799thMost Income Equality: 12,160thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,597thMost Authoritarian: 24,706th
Highest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionMost Patriotic: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionMost Developed: 30th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 32nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 36th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 42nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 46th in the regionMost Secular: 65th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 81st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 84th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 114th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 118th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 131st in the regionMost Influential: 157th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 184th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 190th in the regionMost Stationary: 203rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 211th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 293rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 296th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 302nd in the regionLargest Populations: 336th in the regionRudest Citizens: 362nd in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 541st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 929th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Unielvan Millorvium, patriotic parents remind their children to drink plenty of water.
  • : Following new legislation in Unielvan Millorvium, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Following new legislation in Unielvan Millorvium, sleeping on the job is recommended.
  • : Unielvan Millorvium was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Unielvan Millorvium, Unielvan Millorviumians are free from pain - but the side effects include loss of individual thought and freedom.
  • : Following new legislation in Unielvan Millorvium, the Unielvan Millorviumian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...".
  • : Unielvan Millorvium endorsed The Republic of Los Rodeos.
  • : Unielvan Millorvium endorsed The Federal Republic of Numano.
  • : Following new legislation in Unielvan Millorvium, stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry.
  • : Following new legislation in Unielvan Millorvium, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success.


World Assembly

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