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Highest Poor Incomes: 47thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 87thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 146th
The United Directorate of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Strength Through Compliance
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Unielvan Millorvium

Population7.624 billion

LeaderExecutive Director


The United Directorate of Unielvan Millorvium is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Executive Director with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, digital currency, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.624 billion Unielvan Millorviumians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Axion. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Unielvan Millorviumian economy, worth a remarkable 4,237 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 555,865 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, and the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Unielvan Millorviumian military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unielvan Millorvium's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Unielvan Millorvium is ranked 1,015th in the world and 25th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 24,293.87 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Highest Poor Incomes: 47thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 87thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 146thLargest Information Technology Sector: 150thHighest Average Incomes: 196thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 244thLargest Black Market: 320thMost Corrupt Governments: 404thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 442ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 623rdMost Subsidized Industry: 676thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 723rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 910thLargest Governments: 915thLargest Agricultural Sector: 917thMost Efficient Economies: 954thLowest Crime Rates: 977thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,015thMost Developed: 1,054thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,238thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,253rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,372ndSmartest Citizens: 1,431stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,478thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,485thMost Influential: 1,677thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,142ndTop
Most Secular: 2,520thHighest Economic Output: 2,690thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,764thLargest Retail Industry: 3,016thLargest Mining Sector: 3,133rdMost Avoided: 3,757thHealthiest Citizens: 3,858thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,434thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,473rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,011thRudest Citizens: 5,408thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,320thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,746thMost Stationary: 14,639thMost Income Equality: 14,929thLargest Welfare Programs: 22,353rdMost Authoritarian: 23,999th
Highest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Governments: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 25th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 25th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 28th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 29th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 36th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 38th in the regionMost Developed: 40th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 43rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 46th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 48th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 53rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 55th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 56th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 88th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 93rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 102nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 105th in the regionMost Avoided: 107th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 127th in the regionMost Influential: 162nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 168th in the regionRudest Citizens: 189th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 199th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 218th in the regionMost Stationary: 254th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 388th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 414th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 434th in the regionMost Income Equality: 624th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 666th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Unielvan Millorvium voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate The Embassy"".
  • : Following new legislation in Unielvan Millorvium, the 3rd Airborne Beekeepers are the most feared regiment in the Unielvan Millorviumian military.
  • : Following new legislation in Unielvan Millorvium, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Unielvan Millorvium endorsed The Allied States of Arizona2.
  • : Following new legislation in Unielvan Millorvium, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • : Following new legislation in Unielvan Millorvium, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : Following new legislation in Unielvan Millorvium, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
  • : Following new legislation in Unielvan Millorvium, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Unielvan Millorviumian bee.
  • : Unielvan Millorvium was endorsed by The Allied States of Arizona2.
  • : Unielvan Millorvium was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 172 » Tsunamy, Drugged Monkeys, Farengeto, Erinor, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, Auphelia, Belschaft, Rebel-topia, Hanguk-Nippon, Tsvetania, Aidenfieeld, Darakin, Escevola, Volaworand, Sedunn, Techganet, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Fighting Kawi Ninja, New Briantown, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Isokenzar, Kandorith, Xandev, USNE2018, Qvait, Herbert Island, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Dasko, Stoniamera, Amerion, PenguinPies, Aurcania, Jehenna, Mapico, Direwolf1, Yeldarbsland, Bear Connors Paradiso, The Solar System Scope, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Southern Numenor, Kiasu-ism, The naked people, Japanese Federal Republic, Pamela And Hepatitis, HUElavia, Theorin, The United Expanse, and 122 others.The Filippinas, Bleakfoot, Noveos, Tiransia, Curlyhoward, Fasire, Terran Draconia, Bawkie, Moreana, North Kanuckistan, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Holy Free, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Anserisa, Ralphburg, The Worst army of, Baltenlands, Compli, Marinho Islands, Markla, Shefino, Corgitopiaa, Laamiva, Nowa Europa, Valdutz, Myness, Maerist, Midand, Concrete Slab, Andinla, Merevane, Tepertopia, Phanama, Bartonia Nova, Purple Hyacinth, Brunier, Royaltica, Zataras, Alfama, Seythennia, Vanbella, Eskvenn, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Steviland, Jarilon, Silmad, Los Rodeos, Euro Pacifica, Apartment 11F, Yellunstryer, Berlana, Rotenaplistan, Ridehale, Jiam, Xergiokia, Wakandan Tribes, Communist Darskaya Republic, The Imperial Frost Federation, Enlightened Australasia, WI SD EA D, Blaufrankisch, Armonitopia, Kingpins, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Treir, The White Isles, Synarion, Blondiesland, Lesinteil, Lionstrapower, Scu Greinne, Wallechi, Honey Cake, Truskawkoland, Doge Land, Holota, Levistian, Qawe, Sapientiano, New Itomorii, The Altan, Yeses, Bohenia, Lyland, Death to democracy, Conexia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, LadyRebels, Dorgrath, Linguiniland, Bichedder, Proctethia, Noimosini, West Bridgeport, Libedistan, New Belgrade, Westenhald, Arvan Irawer, Bod Zarth Throge, Ceutalia, Ipugao, Doundaly, Virmena, Enplatia, Romais Marety, Tughampton, Freavia, Gonrati, Equal and United Scientists, Twoole, Fission, The United Australian States, Nova Kobol, Utondara, Cratonim, Populaa, Kantahania, Oxyliteral, Alambar, and Arizona2.

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