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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 821stLargest Publishing Industry: 826thMost Influential: 1,262nd
The Most Serene Eternal Republic of
Libertarian Police State
Hele mei hoohiwahiwa! Ho'olu komo la kaua!
Da Big Kahuna
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Calistan

Population19.471 billion

CapitalAstro City
LeaderDa Big Kahuna
FaithKahunaism

CurrencyTako
AnimalKiwi

The Most Serene Eternal Republic of Calistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Da Big Kahuna with an iron fist, and notable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 19.471 billion Caliwogs are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astro City. The average income tax rate is 52.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Cali economy, worth a remarkable 1,775 trillion Takoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,181 Takoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Auditors are gutting every governmental department, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime is totally unknown. Calistan's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kahunaism.

Calistan is ranked 72,147th in the world and 3,043rd in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 43,584.77 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 821stLargest Publishing Industry: 826thMost Influential: 1,262ndTop
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Smartest Citizens: 4,841stMost Secular: 5,097thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,135thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,304thMost Cultured: 7,400thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,460thLargest Populations: 7,812thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,505thHighest Economic Output: 9,431stLargest Black Market: 9,956thHealthiest Citizens: 10,457thNicest Citizens: 10,820thTop
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Most Inclusive: 12,237thBest Weather: 12,334thMost Stationary: 12,533rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,805thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,321stMost Advanced Public Education: 16,661stLongest Average Lifespans: 17,225thHighest Drug Use: 18,720thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,179thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,228th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 70th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 110th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 131st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 138th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 147th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 157th in the regionMost Secular: 174th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 182nd in the regionMost Stationary: 214th in the regionMost Cultured: 225th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 267th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 281st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 282nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 321st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 335th in the regionNicest Citizens: 389th in the regionBest Weather: 408th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 429th in the regionMost Inclusive: 448th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 461st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 543rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 552nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 615th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 687th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 749th in the region

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