by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 696th Largest Publishing Industry: 783rd Most Influential: 958th
The Most Serene Eternal Republic of
Left-Leaning College State
Hele mei hoohiwahiwa! Ho'olu komo la kaua!
Da Big Kahuna
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population15.62 billion

CapitalAstro City
LeaderDa Big Kahuna


The Most Serene Eternal Republic of Calistan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Da Big Kahuna with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, humorless population of 15.62 billion Caliwogs enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Public Transport, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astro City. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cali economy, worth a remarkable 1,635 trillion Takoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,698 Takoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The national security service are a bunch of crooks, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, and dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'. Crime is totally unknown. Calistan's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kahunaism.

Calistan is ranked 140,875th in the world and 6,570th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.01 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 696thLargest Publishing Industry: 783rdMost Influential: 958thMost Secular: 1,206thTop
Smartest Citizens: 4,713thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,718thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,048thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,235thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,432ndHighest Economic Output: 7,677thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,829thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,515thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,552ndTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 8,617thLargest Populations: 8,701stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,714thMost Cultured: 10,364thHealthiest Citizens: 11,662ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,788thNicest Citizens: 12,061stMost Inclusive: 12,324thMost Developed: 12,435thHighest Drug Use: 13,731stLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,265thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,372nd
Largest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 53rd in the regionMost Secular: 55th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 80th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 81st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 117th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 133rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 141st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 168th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 178th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 183rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 232nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 255th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 269th in the regionLargest Black Market: 308th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 312th in the regionMost Cultured: 313th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 331st in the regionMost Stationary: 340th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 352nd in the regionTop
Most Developed: 395th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 414th in the regionNicest Citizens: 418th in the regionMost Inclusive: 427th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 443rd in the regionNudest: 456th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 512th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 516th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 569th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 592nd in the regionBest Weather: 606th in the regionLargest Governments: 656th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 756th in the region

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