|Leader||Da Big Kahuna|
The Most Serene Eternal Republic of Calistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Da Big Kahuna with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, humorless population of 22.39 billion Caliwogs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astro City. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Cali economy, worth a remarkable 2,060 trillion Takoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,023 Takoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns, every conceivable scenic location has been completely booked by couples desperate to marry, and future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence. Crime is totally unknown. Calistan's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kahunaism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Cayon Democratic Republic of Altnavia.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Wood pigeon realm of TescoPepsi.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Dominion of MaPetiteFille.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Democratic Socialist State of Kurdislavic Algharbistan.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Community of Nsehmewior.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Local Councilcratic Republic of Evinea.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Republic of Maclalindo.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Republic of Godchouzetsu.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Sordandia.
- : Calistan was endorsed by The Republic of Farelonia.
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