Population | 1.544 billion |
Capital | Ennui |
Leader | Filgore Trout |
Faith | Pastafarianism |
Currency | Domar |
Animal | lesser executive emu |
The Unicorntopia of Springwalla is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Filgore Trout with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.544 billion Springwallans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ennui. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Springwallan economy, worth 161 trillion Domars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 104,671 Domars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, the nation's war memorials are being torn down and replaced with peace gardens, bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons, and the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Springwalla's national animal is the lesser executive emu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Springwalla is ranked 244,596th in the world and 4,167th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.31 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Springwalla endorsed The Holy Kingdom of South Pernambuco.
- : Springwalla endorsed The 11-27-2023 1st Anniversary of Qezos.
- : Springwalla endorsed The Most Magical Place on Earth of United Disney States.
- : Springwalla endorsed The Dictatorship of DaBes.
- : Springwalla was endorsed by The Dictatorship of DaBes.
- : Springwalla was endorsed by The Most Magical Place on Earth of United Disney States.
- : Springwalla was endorsed by The 11-27-2023 1st Anniversary of Qezos.
- : Springwalla was endorsed by The Holy Kingdom of South Pernambuco.
- : Springwalla was endorsed by The Federation of Pecunia Nummus.
- : Springwalla was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
World Assembly
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