by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 157thMost Influential: 358thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,588th
The Most Serene Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
It's better to butter a noodle than doodle a poodle.
Grandmaster Chef Fallzangour
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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West Pastafaria

Population1.187 billion

LeaderGrandmaster Chef Fallzangour

AnimalWild Spotted Collandar

The Most Serene Republic of West Pastafaria is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grandmaster Chef Fallzangour with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.187 billion Pastafarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strascinati. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming West Pastafarian economy, worth 130 trillion Vermicellis a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,916 Vermicellis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Smoking is banned in public areas, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, the government seizes all major gold finds, and Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to West Pastafaria as a reminder of their "special relationship". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Pastafaria's national animal is the Wild Spotted Collandar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

West Pastafaria is ranked 197,211th in the world and 7,682nd in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -49.01 on the Hayek Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 157thMost Influential: 358thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,588thMost Secular: 5,858thMost Pacifist: 6,228thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,293rdNicest Citizens: 8,736thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,048thMost Inclusive: 9,145thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,447thSafest: 9,796thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,657thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 12,619thSmartest Citizens: 12,689thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,490thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,550thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,091stMost Rebellious Youth: 14,356thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,643rdMost Beautiful Environments: 15,300thMost Cultured: 15,583rdHighest Poor Incomes: 16,228thHealthiest Citizens: 16,235thMost Developed: 16,429thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,272ndBest Weather: 18,575thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,064thLowest Crime Rates: 19,581stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,686th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 23rd in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 95th in the regionMost Secular: 211th in the regionMost Pacifist: 235th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 287th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 297th in the regionNicest Citizens: 303rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 318th in the regionMost Inclusive: 321st in the regionSafest: 367th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 372nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 378th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 381st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 398th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 400th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 456th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 462nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 471st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 491st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 491st in the regionMost Developed: 499th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 520th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 531st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 545th in the regionNudest: 563rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 604th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 623rd in the regionBest Weather: 689th in the regionLargest Governments: 708th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 806th in the region

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