The Most Serene Republic of West Pastafaria is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grandmaster Chef Fallzangour with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.773 billion Pastafarians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strascinati. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient West Pastafarian economy, worth 310 trillion Vermicellis a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,919 Vermicellis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airport security is provided by private companies, neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, and any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Pastafaria's national animal is the Wild Spotted Collandar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

West Pastafaria is ranked 197,300^th in the world and 6,746^th in the South Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 26.85 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.