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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 222ndMost Influential: 506thMost Pacifist: 5,495th
The Most Serene Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
It's better to butter a noodle than doodle a poodle.
Grandmaster Chef Fallzangour
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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West Pastafaria

Population2.773 billion

LeaderGrandmaster Chef Fallzangour

AnimalWild Spotted Collandar

The Most Serene Republic of West Pastafaria is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grandmaster Chef Fallzangour with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.773 billion Pastafarians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strascinati. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient West Pastafarian economy, worth 310 trillion Vermicellis a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,919 Vermicellis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airport security is provided by private companies, neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, and any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Pastafaria's national animal is the Wild Spotted Collandar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

West Pastafaria is ranked 197,300th in the world and 6,746th in the South Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 26.85 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 222ndMost Influential: 506thTop
Most Pacifist: 5,495thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,778thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,719thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,260thSafest: 7,387thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,761stNicest Citizens: 7,822ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,197thMost Inclusive: 9,051stMost Developed: 9,204thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,862ndMost Advanced Public Education: 10,022ndHighest Food Quality: 10,024thSmartest Citizens: 11,367thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,576thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 12,311thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,570thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,746thHealthiest Citizens: 12,895thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,057thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,282ndMost Cultured: 13,337thBest Weather: 14,089thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,649thMost Secular: 15,804thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,193rdLowest Crime Rates: 16,547thLargest Governments: 19,516thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,205thMost Efficient Economies: 22,477thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,263rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the regionMost Influential: 33rd in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 205th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 228th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 241st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 245th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 251st in the regionSafest: 258th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 274th in the regionMost Developed: 290th in the regionNicest Citizens: 298th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 323rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 333rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 335th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 359th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 360th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 378th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 378th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 380th in the regionMost Cultured: 382nd in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 402nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 419th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 419th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 421st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 424th in the regionNudest: 466th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 487th in the regionBest Weather: 497th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 509th in the regionMost Secular: 555th in the regionLargest Governments: 587th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 662nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 751st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 763rd in the region

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