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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 412thMost Influential: 777thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,923rd
The Most Serene Republic of
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It's better to butter a noodle than doodle a poodle.
Grandmaster Chef Fallzangour
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West Pastafaria

Population4.827 billion

LeaderGrandmaster Chef Fallzangour

AnimalWild Spotted Collandar

The Most Serene Republic of West Pastafaria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Grandmaster Chef Fallzangour with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.827 billion Pastafarians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strascinati. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient West Pastafarian economy, worth 564 trillion Vermicellis a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 117,045 Vermicellis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many marriages go virtually unconsummated, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians, Grandmaster Chef Fallzangour's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, and doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. West Pastafaria's national animal is the Wild Spotted Collandar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

West Pastafaria is ranked 43,615th in the world and 2,126th in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 63.53 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 412thMost Influential: 777thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 4,923rdMost Pacifist: 5,076thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,551stSafest: 6,608thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,920thNicest Citizens: 7,334thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,466thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,041stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,113thMost Developed: 8,284thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,567thMost Inclusive: 8,730thHighest Food Quality: 9,532ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,690thSmartest Citizens: 10,155thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,282ndMost Rebellious Youth: 11,645thHealthiest Citizens: 11,815thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,929thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,125thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,224thMost Cultured: 12,345thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,806thBest Weather: 13,028thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 14,836thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,130thMost Secular: 16,269thLowest Crime Rates: 16,993rdLargest Governments: 17,104thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,529thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,642ndMost Efficient Economies: 22,922ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,427thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,668th
Most Influential: 45th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 53rd in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 179th in the regionMost Pacifist: 180th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 190th in the regionSafest: 217th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 234th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 238th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 243rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 243rd in the regionMost Developed: 250th in the regionNicest Citizens: 257th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 263rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 281st in the regionMost Inclusive: 300th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 307th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 309th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 313th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 353rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 361st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 362nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 367th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 367th in the regionMost Cultured: 370th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 386th in the regionNudest: 391st in the regionBest Weather: 425th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 429th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 443rd in the regionLargest Governments: 467th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 467th in the regionMost Secular: 491st in the regionMost Stationary: 506th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 511th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 570th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 596th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 606th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 612th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 694th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 704th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,096th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,115th in the region

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