by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 755thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,412thMost Armed: 1,582nd
The Federal Socialist Republic of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Friendship is our strength
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Eastern Bahia

Population4.995 billion


CurrencyNovos cruzados reais de réis
AnimalSea Lizard

The Federal Socialist Republic of Eastern Bahia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Gabas with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.995 billion Bahians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salvador. The average income tax rate is 8.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern Bahian economy, worth 783 trillion Novos cruzados reais de réis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 156,856 Novos cruzados reais de réis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Even snitches get stitches, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eastern Bahia's national animal is the Sea Lizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Eastern Bahia is ranked 755th in the world and 27th in the West Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 1,089.85 Bank.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 755thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,412thMost Armed: 1,582ndMost Influential: 1,886thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 3,041stHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,069thLargest Retail Industry: 4,142ndFattest Citizens: 4,317thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,830thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,747thMost Secular: 6,002ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,537thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,881stMost Avoided: 6,885thMost Efficient Economies: 7,232ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,308thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,057thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 12,753rdMost Subsidized Industry: 12,870thLargest Black Market: 14,331stMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,904thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,314thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,131stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,716thMost Patriotic: 19,827thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,925thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,297th
Most Influential: 20th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 27th in the regionMost Armed: 32nd in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 55th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 59th in the regionFattest Citizens: 80th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 88th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 100th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 103rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 105th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 108th in the regionMost Avoided: 122nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 138th in the regionMost Secular: 150th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 160th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 176th in the regionLargest Black Market: 196th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 211th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 244th in the regionTop
Nudest: 254th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 303rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 310th in the regionMost Patriotic: 348th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 354th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 374th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 382nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 413th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 426th in the regionLargest Populations: 456th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 483rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 495th in the region

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