by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,255thMost Armed: 1,870thMost Influential: 2,181st
The Holy Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
Com grandes riquezas vêm grandes responsabilidades
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Eastern Bahia

Population4.415 billion


CurrencyNovos cruzados reais de réis

The Holy Republic of Eastern Bahia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Gabas with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, enslaved workforce, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.415 billion Bahians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salvador. The average income tax rate is 7.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern Bahian economy, worth 681 trillion Novos cruzados reais de réis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 154,259 Novos cruzados reais de réis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Colonial subjects have Eastern Bahian culture shoved down their throats, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, it's best to say "yes" if the arbiter asks "what are you, a moron?", and travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Eastern Bahia flights to avoid the pay lavatories. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eastern Bahia's national animal is the reindeer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Eastern Bahia is ranked 28,804th in the world and 339th in the West Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 681 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,255thMost Armed: 1,870thMost Influential: 2,181stTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,165thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,417thHighest Crime Rates: 4,167thLargest Retail Industry: 4,848thFattest Citizens: 5,298thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,573rdRudest Citizens: 5,940thMost Secular: 6,217thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,141stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,250thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,482ndMost Efficient Economies: 8,425thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,737thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,349thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 13,302ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 14,367thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,601stMost Subsidized Industry: 16,410thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,207thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,269thLargest Black Market: 19,608thMost Pro-Market: 20,831stLargest Publishing Industry: 22,141stSmartest Citizens: 22,507thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,195th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 35th in the regionMost Armed: 37th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 60th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 92nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 95th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 102nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 109th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 118th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 122nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 125th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 129th in the regionMost Secular: 158th in the regionRudest Citizens: 159th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 160th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 172nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 206th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 223rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 237th in the regionNudest: 237th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 250th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 265th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 339th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 364th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 391st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 399th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 425th in the regionMost Avoided: 426th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 432nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 505th in the regionLargest Populations: 509th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 510th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 528th in the regionMost Developed: 534th in the region

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