The Empire of Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.62 billion Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholasians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Petersburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholasian economy, worth 231 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 143,081 Rubles, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 762,115 per year while the poor average 14,142, a ratio of 53.9 to 1.

Theoretical science is only theoretical, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and all streets are privately owned toll roads. Crime is totally unknown. Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas's national animal is the Eurasian Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas is ranked 41,084^th in the world and 903^rd in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 99.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.