by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 688thMost Influential: 1,939thLargest Retail Industry: 2,745th
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Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas

Population1.62 billion

CapitalSt Petersburg

AnimalEurasian Wolf

The Empire of Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.62 billion Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholasians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Petersburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholasian economy, worth 231 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 143,081 Rubles, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 762,115 per year while the poor average 14,142, a ratio of 53.9 to 1.

Theoretical science is only theoretical, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and all streets are privately owned toll roads. Crime is totally unknown. Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas's national animal is the Eurasian Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas is ranked 41,084th in the world and 903rd in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 99.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 688thMost Influential: 1,939thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,745thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,340thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,235thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,548thRudest Citizens: 7,577thMost Devout: 11,506thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,653rdTop
Most Cultured: 13,008thMost Efficient Economies: 13,939thMost Developed: 17,111thHighest Average Incomes: 17,149thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,874thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,526thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,118thMost Patriotic: 20,203rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,064thSmartest Citizens: 22,438thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,179thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,730thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24,885thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,828th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 86th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 103rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 128th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 134th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 173rd in the regionMost Influential: 185th in the regionMost Devout: 211th in the regionRudest Citizens: 250th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 315th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 365th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 383rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 384th in the regionMost Cultured: 405th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 428th in the regionMost Patriotic: 440th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 459th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 524th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 563rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 588th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 589th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 620th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 704th in the regionNudest: 792nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 808th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 857th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 903rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 904th in the regionLargest Governments: 908th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 933rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 940th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 951st in the region

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