The Vote Beepee Dominion of Volaworand is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Acting Prime Minister Alan Duncan with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and digital currency. The compassionate population of 1.721 billion Volaworandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rothera. The average income tax rate is 18.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Volaworandian economy, worth 269 trillion Volaworand Pound Sterlings a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 156,651 Volaworand Pound Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, and the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life. Crime is totally unknown. Volaworand's national animal is the chinstrap penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Volaworand is ranked 154,469^th in the world and 6,412^th in the South Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 23.06 on the Bus Surprisal Index.