by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 208thMost Secular: 680thMost Influential: 770th
The Gay White Trash Kleptocracy of
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TSP's first and favorite penguin criminal overlord
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Population12.724 billion

LeaderActing Prime Minister Alan Duncan

CurrencyPound Sterling

The Gay White Trash Kleptocracy of Volaworand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Acting Prime Minister Alan Duncan with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 12.724 billion Volaworandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rothera. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Volaworandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,853 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 224,259 Pound Sterlings, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children, and children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Volaworand's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Volaworand is ranked 75,301st in the world and 1,331st in the South Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 72.19 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 208thMost Secular: 680thMost Influential: 770thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,146thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,895thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,197thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,357thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,488thSmartest Citizens: 2,815thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,906thMost Inclusive: 3,017thHighest Food Quality: 3,081stRudest Citizens: 3,147thMost Developed: 3,185thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,216thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,461stBest Weather: 3,644thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,366thMost Pacifist: 4,630thMost Cultured: 4,961stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,217thHealthiest Citizens: 5,666thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,746thNicest Citizens: 6,084thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,994thHighest Average Incomes: 7,386thHighest Economic Output: 7,844thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,479thMost Efficient Economies: 12,913thLargest Governments: 13,501stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,804thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,379thSafest: 14,482ndLowest Crime Rates: 15,607thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,119thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,554thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27,163rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionMost Secular: 23rd in the regionMost Influential: 27th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 38th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 42nd in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 57th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 60th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 60th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 64th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 65th in the regionRudest Citizens: 74th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 77th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 81st in the regionMost Developed: 83rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 87th in the regionMost Inclusive: 91st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 93rd in the regionBest Weather: 102nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 109th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 120th in the regionMost Cultured: 121st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 135th in the regionMost Pacifist: 140th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 155th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 177th in the regionNicest Citizens: 183rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 206th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 213th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 297th in the regionLargest Populations: 329th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 329th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 337th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 358th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 360th in the regionSafest: 404th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 467th in the region

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