The Schrodinger's LC 🐧 of Volaworand is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Acting Prime Minister Alan Duncan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.609 billion Volaworandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rothera. The average income tax rate is 16.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Volaworandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,113 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 198,564 Pound Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, and old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Volaworand's national animal is the chinstrap penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Volaworand is ranked 98,904^th in the world and 1,753^rd in the South Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 330 billion Standard Monetary Units.