The Totally Not A Crime Boss of Volaworand is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Acting Prime Minister Alan Duncan with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 7.234 billion Volaworandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rothera. The average income tax rate is 34.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Volaworandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,461 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 202,084 Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, and wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby. Crime is totally unknown. Volaworand's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Volaworand is ranked 23,523^rd in the world and 724^th in the South Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,988.01 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.