The Cool Kids Endorse Beepee of Volaworand is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Acting Prime Minister Alan Duncan with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.326 billion Volaworandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rothera. The average income tax rate is 25.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Volaworandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,253 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 198,133 Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and hackers post hourly updates on international summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Volaworand's national animal is the chinstrap penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Volaworand is ranked 2,569^th in the world and 88^th in the South Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 202.07 Bank.