The Antarctic Dominion of Volaworand is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Acting Prime Minister Alan Duncan with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.727 billion Volaworandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rothera. The average income tax rate is 7.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Volaworandian economy, worth 929 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 196,637 Pound Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

A widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", Volaworand isn't what it used to be, all footpaths have tollbooths, and restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Volaworand. Crime is totally unknown. Volaworand's national animal is the chinstrap penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Volaworand is ranked 224,531^st in the world and 11,235^th in the South Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.35 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.