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Most Valuable International Artwork: 34thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 160thMost Influential: 429th
The Dexterian Republic of
Democratic Socialists
yovaj geovaj op vaji dunoretutoup ug uas musuf Fiyavis.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population5.117 billion

CapitalMezqurbha Dzifatfatbawqur
LeaderHommas Moiqawiner


The Dexterian Republic of Bawkie is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Hommas Moiqawiner with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 5.117 billion Bawkiens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mezqurbha Dzifatfatbawqur. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bawkien economy, worth a remarkable 1,040 trillion Bawks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 203,438 Bawks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, every week is blindness awareness week, and write-in candidate 'Hommas Moiqawiner Sucks' is perennially popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bawkie's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dexterism.

Bawkie is ranked 56,196th in the world and 2,254th in the South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,487.1 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 34thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 160thMost Influential: 429thHealthiest Citizens: 577thLongest Average Lifespans: 715thBest Weather: 1,010thLowest Crime Rates: 1,086thMost Pacifist: 1,280thMost Inclusive: 1,308thSafest: 1,356thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,381stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,632ndNicest Citizens: 1,702ndMost Developed: 1,931stTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,285thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,430thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,781stSmartest Citizens: 2,866thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,908thMost Efficient Economies: 3,410thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,584thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,628thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,766thMost Cultured: 4,127thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,941stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,934thLargest Governments: 5,986thHighest Average Incomes: 6,017thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,380thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,148thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,469thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 10,867thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,911thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,945thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,237thHighest Economic Output: 16,118thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,156thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,780thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 19,809th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 34th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 35th in the regionBest Weather: 37th in the regionMost Pacifist: 44th in the regionSafest: 45th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 46th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 46th in the regionMost Inclusive: 48th in the regionNicest Citizens: 57th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 63rd in the regionMost Developed: 72nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 73rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 77th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 86th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 92nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 93rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 101st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 117th in the regionMost Cultured: 121st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 152nd in the regionLargest Governments: 154th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 175th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 178th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 229th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 266th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 276th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 291st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 293rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 293rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 336th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 359th in the regionMost Stationary: 412th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 485th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 485th in the regionLargest Populations: 530th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 640th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 695th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 731st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 739th in the region

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