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Most Valuable International Artwork: 25thMost Developed: 91stHealthiest Citizens: 95th
The Dexterian Republic of
Democratic Socialists
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Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population10.708 billion

CapitalMezqurbha Dzifatfatbawqur
LeaderQanhor Maamaraseq


The Dexterian Republic of Bawkie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Qanhor Maamaraseq with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.708 billion Bawkiens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mezqurbha Dzifatfatbawqur. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bawkien economy, worth a remarkable 3,282 trillion Bawks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 306,500 Bawks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Mezqurbha Dzifatfatbawqur as a backdrop, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, and every school is receiving a brand new eraser. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bawkie's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dexterism.

Bawkie is ranked 304,689th in the world and 10,578th in the South Pacific for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 13.44 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 25thMost Developed: 91stHealthiest Citizens: 95thLongest Average Lifespans: 102ndLowest Crime Rates: 156thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 168thSafest: 183rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 186thMost Pacifist: 187thBest Weather: 203rdHighest Food Quality: 335thMost Compassionate Citizens: 387thMost Beautiful Environments: 409thMost Inclusive: 433rdNicest Citizens: 453rdMost Influential: 460thSmartest Citizens: 496thLargest Governments: 636thMost Efficient Economies: 647thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 777thHighest Average Tax Rates: 777thHighest Poor Incomes: 874thLeast Corrupt Governments: 923rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 941stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,215thMost Cultured: 1,261stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,292ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,347thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,398thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,791stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,046thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,093rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,214thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,026thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3,115thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,931stHighest Economic Output: 5,428thMost Stationary: 13,485thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 15,499thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,996thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,868thMost Income Equality: 25,582ndMost Secular: 25,691st
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the regionNicest Citizens: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 24th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 30th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 31st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 33rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 38th in the regionMost Cultured: 39th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 43rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 44th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 48th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 57th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 66th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 71st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 95th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 105th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 109th in the regionMost Stationary: 243rd in the regionLargest Populations: 354th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 390th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 486th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 599th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 718th in the regionMost Secular: 805th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,034th in the region

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