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Most Influential: 387th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 514th Safest: 1,847th
The Dexterian Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.634 billion

CapitalMezqurbha Dzifatfatbawqur
LeaderMohfar Fiadeqimun


The Dexterian Republic of Bawkie is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mohfar Fiadeqimun with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 2.634 billion Bawkiens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mezqurbha Dzifatfatbawqur. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bawkien economy, worth 417 trillion Bawks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,693 Bawks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Bawkie will pay them to stop, teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, and board shorts have replaced board rooms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bawkie's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dexterism.

Bawkie is ranked 170,120th in the world and 7,531st in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 3.19 Obesity Rate.

Most Influential: 387thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 514thTop
Safest: 1,847thHealthiest Citizens: 1,855thMost Pacifist: 1,919thLowest Crime Rates: 2,336thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,811thNicest Citizens: 3,075thMost Inclusive: 3,124thBest Weather: 3,435thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,894thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,263rdMost Developed: 4,668thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,287thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,615thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,422ndSmartest Citizens: 6,856thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,636thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,207thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,383rdTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,914thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,039thMost Cultured: 9,315thLargest Governments: 9,629thMost Efficient Economies: 10,057thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,532ndHighest Average Incomes: 11,172ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,568thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,697thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,717thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,511th
Most Influential: 15th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 24th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 60th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 61st in the regionSafest: 64th in the regionMost Pacifist: 64th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 99th in the regionMost Inclusive: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 106th in the regionNicest Citizens: 107th in the regionBest Weather: 108th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 132nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 134th in the regionMost Developed: 153rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 174th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 180th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 196th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 217th in the regionLargest Governments: 228th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 229th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 235th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 235th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 241st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 263rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 274th in the regionMost Cultured: 281st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 298th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 300th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 377th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 419th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 461st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 526th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 542nd in the regionMost Average: 616th in the regionMost Stationary: 670th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 680th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 739th in the regionLargest Populations: 744th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bawkie, board shorts have replaced board rooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Bawkie, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Bawkie, teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough.
  • : Following new legislation in Bawkie, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Bawkie will pay them to stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Bawkie, organ donation rates have hit a new low.
  • : Following new legislation in Bawkie, Bawkie is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Bawkie, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
  • : Following new legislation in Bawkie, ministers are now allowed to put suggestions in the governmental suggestion box.
  • : Bawkie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Bawkie, hell is not always other people.


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