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Most Valuable International Artwork: 6thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 143rdMost Developed: 157th
The Dexterian Republic of
Democratic Socialists
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Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population8.472 billion

CapitalMezqurbha Dzifatfatbawqur
LeaderNursis Noohujahar


The Dexterian Republic of Bawkie is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Nursis Noohujahar with an even hand, and notable for its lack of airports, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.472 billion Bawkiens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mezqurbha Dzifatfatbawqur. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Bawkien economy, worth a remarkable 2,270 trillion Bawks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 268,018 Bawks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Mezqurbha Dzifatfatbawqur Times is sold out, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, treaties are taken to be mere rules of thumb, and five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bawkie's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dexterism.

Bawkie is ranked 253,248th in the world and 11,451st in the South Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 5.13 Whatever.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 6thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 143rdMost Developed: 157thHealthiest Citizens: 165thLongest Average Lifespans: 173rdLowest Crime Rates: 262ndSafest: 298thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 338thMost Pacifist: 344thBest Weather: 347thMost Influential: 430thHighest Food Quality: 475thMost Compassionate Citizens: 529thMost Inclusive: 552ndNicest Citizens: 669thMost Beautiful Environments: 721stSmartest Citizens: 826thLeast Corrupt Governments: 983rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,007thLargest Governments: 1,130thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,257thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,410thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,442ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,524thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,653rdMost Cultured: 1,991stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,061stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,210thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,412thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,529thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,870thHighest Average Incomes: 3,117thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,757thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,830thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,267thHighest Economic Output: 7,830thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,534thMost Patriotic: 11,122ndTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 13,308thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,031stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,208thMost Stationary: 15,485thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,059th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Influential: 21st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 22nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Inclusive: 26th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 29th in the regionLargest Governments: 33rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 34th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 38th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 39th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 42nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 45th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 45th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 55th in the regionMost Cultured: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 64th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 66th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 66th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 75th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 92nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 106th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 140th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 150th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 154th in the regionMost Patriotic: 252nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 269th in the regionMost Stationary: 292nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 357th in the regionLargest Populations: 410th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 580th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 685th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 913th in the regionMost Secular: 1,120th in the region

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