The Dexterian Republic of Bawkie is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mohfar Fiadeqimun with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 2.634 billion Bawkiens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mezqurbha Dzifatfatbawqur. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bawkien economy, worth 417 trillion Bawks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,693 Bawks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Bawkie will pay them to stop, teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, and board shorts have replaced board rooms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bawkie's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dexterism.

Bawkie is ranked 170,120^th in the world and 7,531^st in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 3.19 Obesity Rate.