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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,721stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,847thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,656th
The Malnjist Queendom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Why do french people think I am attracted to bread?
Saney Malnja
Civil Rights
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Population871 million

LeaderSaney Malnja


The Malnjist Queendom of Unojo is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Saney Malnja with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 871 million Unojoians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LEO. The average income tax rate is 43.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Unojoish economy, worth 78.3 trillion Quintos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 89,909 Quintos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Unojoish farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic, organ donation is compulsory, they who do not work shall not eat, and petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Saney Malnja's window to draw attention to their issues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Unojo's national animal is the Sklegg, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Unojo is ranked 231,161st in the world and 7,824th in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 51.56 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,721stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,847thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,656thMost Devout: 2,718thMost Avoided: 4,529thMost Influential: 4,696thLargest Mining Sector: 5,456thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,157thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,769thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,511thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,904thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,616thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,573rdLargest Black Market: 19,794thMost Authoritarian: 22,547th
Most Devout: 71st in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 87th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 106th in the regionMost Avoided: 148th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 178th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 266th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 343rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 352nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 369th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 399th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 421st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 499th in the regionMost Influential: 525th in the regionLargest Black Market: 611th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 767th in the region

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