The Pride Month Celebration of Unojo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Saney Malnja with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.562 billion Unojoians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LEO. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Unojoish economy, worth 235 trillion Quintos a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 151,019 Quintos, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 801,842 per year while the poor average 15,026, a ratio of 53.4 to 1.
Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, nano-Skleggs are the current fad sweeping the nation, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, and a popular artist is claiming that a raw steak with a dog turd on it is a portrait of Saney Malnja. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unojo's national animal is the Sklegg, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Conjointism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Unojo, a popular artist is claiming that a raw steak with a dog turd on it is a portrait of Saney Malnja.
- : Following new legislation in Unojo, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
- : Unojo lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Unojo, nano-Skleggs are the current fad sweeping the nation.
- : Unojo lodged a message on the Knowhere Regional Message Board.
- : Unojo was endorsed by The 3rd Republic of Sutarianesia.
- : Following new legislation in Unojo, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
- : Following new legislation in Unojo, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate.
- : Following new legislation in Unojo, scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access.
- : Following new legislation in Unojo, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on.
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