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Most Patriotic: 608thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 680thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 686th
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Population3.545 billion

LeaderSaney Malbre


The CFortunate rSon of Unojo is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Saney Malbre with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.545 billion Unojoians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LEO. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Unojoish economy, worth 797 trillion Quintos a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 224,895 Quintos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 744,827 per year while the poor average 50,722, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

Governments opposing Unojo are beset by rebels, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods", and international trade can be a pain to deal with. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unojo's national animal is the Sklegg, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Conjointism.

Unojo is ranked 686th in the world and 114th in the South Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 221 valid endorsements.

Most Patriotic: 608thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 680thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 686thMost Devout: 907thLargest Mining Sector: 1,074thMost Influential: 1,143rdMost Avoided: 1,800thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,828thFattest Citizens: 2,000thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,203rdMost Armed: 2,427thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,435thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,456thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,531stTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,820thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,943rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,969thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,443rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,669thLargest Black Market: 5,221stHighest Average Incomes: 5,355thRudest Citizens: 5,522ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,296thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,214thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,526thMost Conservative: 11,381stMost Efficient Economies: 12,413thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,507thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 14,917thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,623rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,790thLargest Governments: 20,259thLowest Crime Rates: 21,883rd
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 19th in the regionMost Patriotic: 20th in the regionMost Devout: 23rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 49th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionMost Avoided: 53rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionFattest Citizens: 56th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 61st in the regionMost Armed: 63rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 71st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 79th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 80th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 84th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 88th in the regionMost Influential: 91st in the regionLargest Black Market: 94th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 112th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 114th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 125th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 147th in the regionRudest Citizens: 178th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 220th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 239th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 323rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 332nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 345th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 374th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 449th in the regionLargest Governments: 555th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 556th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 603rd in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 660th in the regionMost Stationary: 803rd in the regionLargest Populations: 914th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 998th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,037th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,096th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,192nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Unojo lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Unojo voted against the World Assembly Resolution "End Collective Punishment".
  • : Following new legislation in Unojo, international trade can be a pain to deal with.
  • : Following new legislation in Unojo, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
  • : Unojo endorsed The Insane Zombie Nudist Colony of LadyRebels.
  • : Unojo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Unojo was endorsed by The Insane Zombie Nudist Colony of LadyRebels.
  • : Following new legislation in Unojo, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks.
  • : Following new legislation in Unojo, governments opposing Unojo are beset by rebels.
  • : Following new legislation in Unojo, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 220 » Aidenfieeld, Western Fardelshufflestein, Corgitopiaa, Amerion, Tepertopia, Curlyhoward, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Drystar, Proctethia, Laamiva, Treir, Land Without Shrimp, Volaworand, Farengeto, Bleakfoot, Bawkie, Marinho Islands, PenguinPies, Blondiesland, Nowa Europa, Auphelia, Wehraboos, Holota, Tsunamy, Canmore, Jehenna, Nova Montron, Holy Free, Shuckle Empire, Rebel-topia, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Concrete Slab, South Western Korea, Mauricean Islands, RestartAll, Andinla, Kiasu-ism, Beepee, King Koopa, Pencil Sharpeners 2, The Two Jerseys, Ebonhand, Mapico, Eddonia, New Qafedemar, Sandaoguo, Ralphburg, Abarri, NIGHTRAY, and 170 others.FreeFishers, Uvalor, Westenhald, Freedoom, Doundaly, Sedunn, Hanguk-Nippon, Anatasha, Oxyliteral, Herbert Island, The Island of Sorna, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Bavaristan, Bear Connors Paradiso, United States of Belvaria, Rectionk, Noimosini, Uunited Islands, Noveos, Zaelith, The naked people, Myhomecountry, Southern Numenor, Kaleidescooptopia, Noire Denholm, Beblahbleblo, Los Lonley Boys, Yellunstryer, Darakin, Linden Oak, Anserisa, Calistan, Center Lisle, Tyflugian, Danily, Wildweststan, New Plant, Kiani, Linguiniland, New Sanet, Drew Durrnil, West Pastafaria, Saciu, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Shefino, Sutarianesia, Yaravia, Kringalia, Indolos, Malmsia, Virconea-Milatia, Isokenzar, Photoplier, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Gonrati, Andrendia, Arvan Irawer, Silmad, Flaksis, The Woragopiria, Enplatia, Bod Wareenaland, Cereskia 2, Ambirich, USNE2018, The Haughtherlands, Piscantium, Arscanesia, Omalayia, North Kanuckistan, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Soem, A leftover country, Skaladoria, Antarctic Empires, Banglazstrogaria, Centristvill, GERMAN EMPIER, Depressed Nation, Privatore, Respackjakenrhace, Sthalrim, Steviland, Military matters, Rad Asia, Dovan Con Kabizzores, Maeiland, America Gone Wrong, Immund, Raidener, The republic of Konsa, Icarema, Myness, Nomayuki, Cucutenium, A Place Somewhere, Erstavik, Achemar, Venezia Pacifica, Modelna, New Goldman, PsiCorps, Ranra, North Lunch, Society of Likeminded Individuals, Kanatian Percocet, Stephastan, Chernaya Zvezda, Stella-Arga, The overlords men, Sou Avida, Great Jahar, Pavel420, Eleuthelrium, Kantamaria, Makinius, Ever Testing, Elora Nation, Willing Mind, Paganan, Ipugao, Great Lothian, Berusturg, Mavenu, Donat Invadia, Isovet, Shintoese, Figlandia, Castraebar, Ostavaria, Aurcania, Eastern Bahia, The Kies, Kremony, Martiland, Flumenvallis, Kricivk, Jebediah Kerbal, Goom Bay, Davinismo, Esterwood, Leighester, North Pernambuco, Oppalli, Swinlorway, Bonobiana, New American Dictatorship, Brazilian impero2, Leimarite Empire, Avacquer, The Imperial Of Notsep, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, Saint Roberts, Lauramerica, ARIAPOLIS01, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, TescoPepsi, Biwaki, Mnemnovia, Tyrantistica, Distalkis, Bistritza, Comfed, Kaldosky, Antwerpen1, Eae, Shadeth, Merevane, and LadyRebels.