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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,139thLargest Mining Sector: 1,158thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,163rd
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Saney Malnja
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Population1.562 billion

LeaderSaney Malnja


The Pride Month Celebration of Unojo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Saney Malnja with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.562 billion Unojoians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LEO. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Unojoish economy, worth 235 trillion Quintos a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 151,019 Quintos, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 801,842 per year while the poor average 15,026, a ratio of 53.4 to 1.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, nano-Skleggs are the current fad sweeping the nation, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, and a popular artist is claiming that a raw steak with a dog turd on it is a portrait of Saney Malnja. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Unojo's national animal is the Sklegg, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Conjointism.

Unojo is ranked 103,961st in the world and 3,301st in the South Pacific for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 2,994.71 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,139thLargest Mining Sector: 1,158thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,163rdMost Patriotic: 1,512thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,753rdMost Influential: 1,998thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,494thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,513thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,906thMost Devout: 3,168thFattest Citizens: 3,452ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,475thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,702ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,940thMost Avoided: 4,397thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,605thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,222ndMost Primitive: 7,189thLargest Black Market: 8,610thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,586thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,619thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 12,775thHighest Average Incomes: 14,058thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,948thMost Efficient Economies: 18,182ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,795thLowest Crime Rates: 20,938thLargest Governments: 21,695th
Largest Mining Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 42nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 42nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 51st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 65th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 76th in the regionMost Devout: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 89th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 97th in the regionFattest Citizens: 98th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 99th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 118th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 139th in the regionMost Avoided: 181st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 197th in the regionMost Influential: 226th in the regionMost Primitive: 229th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 230th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 253rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 271st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 338th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 357th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 405th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 432nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 434th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 588th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 637th in the regionLargest Governments: 642nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 706th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Unojo, a popular artist is claiming that a raw steak with a dog turd on it is a portrait of Saney Malnja.
  • : Following new legislation in Unojo, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Unojo lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Unojo, nano-Skleggs are the current fad sweeping the nation.
  • : Unojo lodged a message on the Knowhere Regional Message Board.
  • : Unojo was endorsed by The 3rd Republic of Sutarianesia.
  • : Following new legislation in Unojo, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • : Following new legislation in Unojo, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate.
  • : Following new legislation in Unojo, scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access.
  • : Following new legislation in Unojo, legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 178 » Qvait, Aidenfieeld, Purple Hyacinth, Western Fardelshufflestein, Corgitopiaa, Amerion, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Tepertopia, Curlyhoward, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Drystar, Proctethia, Laamiva, Treir, Land Without Shrimp, Volaworand, Carthatska, Farengeto, Bleakfoot, Bawkie, Marinho Islands, PenguinPies, Blondiesland, Si-topia, Nowa Europa, Not Austria, Auphelia, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Wehraboos, Bartonia Nova, Aumeltopia, Ceutalia, Holota, Tsunamy, Erinor, Belschaft, WI SD EA D, Canmore, Margila Islands, Jehenna, New Itomorii, Qawe, LadyRebels, Nova Montron, Holy Free, The United Expanse, Independent Southern State of Texas, Shuckle Empire, The Altan, Lansinge, and 128 others.Rebel-topia, Seythennia, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Yeses, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Concrete Slab, South Western Korea, Mauricean Islands, RestartAll, Ottawa land, Alaninia, Andinla, Kiasu-ism, HUElavia, Beepee, Abyssal Phantasm, King Koopa, Direwolf1, Pencil Sharpeners 2, The Two Jerseys, Crystal Creation, Seliyan progressive Islands, Tsvetania, Ebonhand, Mapico, Poopisiya, Dorgrath, Eddonia, New Qafedemar, Sandaoguo, Ralphburg, Fronern, Abarri, Ipugao, Flaoji, NIGHTRAY, The Stickmin Empire, FreeFishers, Uvalor, Westenhald, Zealanburg, Freedoom, Doundaly, Sedunn, Hanguk-Nippon, Anatasha, Gonrati, The United Australian States, Lyland, Oxyliteral, Drugged up Kitties, Breizlovakia, Herbert Island, The island of Sorna, Arizona2, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Bavaristan, Bear Connors Paradiso, United States of Belvaria, Rectionk, Kaoia, Sodor and Mann, Noimosini, JavaSiege, Aquamarine Island, Wanoria, Uunited Islands, Paganan, Euro Pacifica, Noveos, Rovere, Zaelith, The naked people, Myhomecountry, Southern Numenor, Pamela And Hepatitis, Kaleidescooptopia, Noire Denholm, Rhetiaa, Beblahbleblo, Freavia, Los Lonley Boys, Yellunstryer, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Eastern Mekong, Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, Colsuluff, Iym Winterless, Darakin, Linden Oak, Anserisa, Eashenn, St Oaks, Independent State of Arstotzka, Calistan, Solanosco, Avalonica, Center Lisle, Tyflugian, Danily, Terran Draconia, Esfalsa, Vicken, Nyxonia, Three Rivia Levr, The Kies, Bizzie, Wildweststan, New Plant, The American Anarchist Empire, Kiani, Linguiniland, New Sanet, Northern Estrian Islands, Osheiga, Aurcania, Drew Durrnil, West Pastafaria, Scheeeeeeeeeeeia, Omonoia, Saciu, Murelia, Shubhropur, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Shefino, Augusta Tarsatica, Nivosea, and Sutarianesia.

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