The Republic of Abarri is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Ramón Aznar with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.85 billion Abarrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ambarri. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Abarrian economy, worth 569 trillion Abarrian pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 147,794 Abarrian pesos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 473,839 per year while the poor average 34,967, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.

Extreme political groups are outlawed, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, and people are arrested for looking too sternly at whales. Crime is totally unknown. Abarri's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Abarri is ranked 66,170^th in the world and 3,125^th in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,605.4 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.