The Republic of Abarri is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Ramón Aznar with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.381 billion Abarrians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ambarri. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Abarrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,909 trillion Abarrian pesos a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,940 Abarrian pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

All the playground's a stage for Abarrian schoolchildren, one does not simply walk into the tundra, politicians can be seen taking candy from babies, and news headlines suggest that President Ramón Aznar has a sideline in guinea pig pimping. Crime is totally unknown. Abarri's national animal is the black-necked swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Abarri is ranked 196,512^th in the world and 9,105^th in the South Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.03 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.