The Republic of Abarri is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Ramón Aznar with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.109 billion Abarrians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ambarri. The average income tax rate is 37.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Abarrian economy, worth 412 trillion Abarrian pesos a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 132,577 Abarrian pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Abarri, grumbling early morning commuters bemoan having to travel to work in the dark, and Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation. Crime is totally unknown. Abarri's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Abarri is ranked 39,771^st in the world and 1,624^th in the South Pacific for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 74.61 Workforce Participation Rate.