The Republic of Abarri is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Ramón Aznar with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.087 billion Abarrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ambarri. The average income tax rate is 41.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Abarrian economy, worth 974 trillion Abarrian pesos a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,032 Abarrian pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Ambarri, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, and the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor. Crime is totally unknown. Abarri's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Abarri is ranked 56,983^rd in the world and 2,716^th in the South Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 2,234.37 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.