The Republic of Abarri is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Ramón Aznar with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 7.695 billion Abarrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ambarri. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Abarrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,322 trillion Abarrian pesos a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 171,922 Abarrian pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, bizarre-looking creatures called 'swandogs' dominate wildlife preserves, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, and grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines. Crime is totally unknown. Abarri's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Abarri is ranked 3,297^th in the world and 114^th in the South Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 149.37 Bank.