The Cantankerous Curmudgeon of Belschaft is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by James Lambert with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 28.654 billion Belschaftians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New London. The average income tax rate is 3.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Belschaftian economy, worth a remarkable 6,491 trillion Federal Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 226,565 Federal Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', vaccinations are mandatory, and movie references are legally admissible in court. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Belschaft's national animal is the Evil Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Kingdom of GERMAN EMPIER.
- : Belschaft was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Republic of Yaravia.
- : Belschaft was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The People's Republic of Augusta Tarsatica.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Confederacy of Livana.
- : Belschaft lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Valency.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Kingdom of Trellania.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Republic of Murelia.
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