Most World Assembly Endorsements: 208th Most Influential: 381st Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,102nd
The Cantankerous Curmudgeon of
Anarchy
PAX QUĂRITUR BELLO
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Superb
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The Cantankerous Curmudgeon of Belschaft is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by James Lambert with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 18.967 billion Belschaftians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Belschaftian economy, worth a remarkable 4,511 trillion Federal Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 237,868 Federal Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned, and citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'. Crime is totally unknown. Belschaft's national animal is the Evil Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Belschaft is ranked 88,554th in the world and 3,739th in the South Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 131.18 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 208thMost Influential: 381stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,102ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,129thHighest Economic Output: 1,141stTop
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Rudest Citizens: 1,916thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,157thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,308thSmartest Citizens: 2,355thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,489thHighest Average Incomes: 2,796thMost Secular: 3,098thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,100thMost Avoided: 3,119thLargest Retail Industry: 3,148thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,639thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,866thLargest Populations: 4,077thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,347thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,420thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,729thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,486thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,543rdSafest: 7,091stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,638thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,811thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,935thTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 9,984thMost Politically Free: 10,407thMost Efficient Economies: 10,457thLargest Black Market: 10,475thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,894thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,098thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,666thMost Cultured: 15,603rd
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Most Influential: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 18th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 29th in the regionLargest Populations: 32nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Avoided: 39th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 39th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 41st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 43rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 47th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 51st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 57th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 57th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 59th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 75th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 80th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 107th in the regionMost Secular: 111th in the regionLargest Black Market: 113th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 116th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 131st in the regionSafest: 187th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 207th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 232nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 267th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 300th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 330th in the regionMost Politically Free: 340th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 356th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 369th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 382nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 398th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 408th in the regionMost Cultured: 443rd in the regionLargest Governments: 484th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 491st in the regionMost Developed: 522nd in the regionMost Stationary: 539th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 707th in the region

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