The Cantankerous Curmudgeon of Belschaft is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by James Lambert with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 21.136 billion Belschaftians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New London. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Belschaftian economy, worth a remarkable 4,937 trillion Federal Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 233,590 Federal Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.
Public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', vaccinations are mandatory, and movie references are legally admissible in court. Crime is totally unknown. Belschaft's national animal is the Evil Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Democratic-Republic of La Fantasma.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Republic of Dappernia.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Hanskarr.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The United States of Moreana.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Federation of Beccaris.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Republic of St Oaks.
- : Belschaft endorsed The ส์ํ์ั์ํ์๋์ํ์ั์ํ์่์ํ์ั์ํ์๋์ํ์ of Rom.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Confederacy of United States of Vietnam mirror.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Empire of Petropole States.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Tropical Paradise of Aumeltopia.
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