The Cantankerous Curmudgeon of Belschaft is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by James Lambert with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 24.985 billion Belschaftians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New London. The average income tax rate is 2.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Belschaftian economy, worth a remarkable 5,818 trillion Federal Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 232,861 Federal Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.
Public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', vaccinations are mandatory, and movie references are legally admissible in court. Crime is totally unknown. Belschaft's national animal is the Evil Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Belschaft was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The People's Republic of Malonereich.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The WA Republic of Qawe.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Commonwealth of The Drakan Republic.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Empire of Briteannia.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Realms of Madness.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Free Land of Manniskoslaktet.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Colony of Annie60.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Republic of Myur Arditt.
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