The Union of Tioloman is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sñ Helias E Spere with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.762 billion Tiolomaneers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Fernando-Bacolor. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tiolomanese economy, worth 560 trillion Gold units a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 117,612 Gold units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Board shorts have replaced board rooms, undersea volcanoes receive strongly worded letters for violating environmental regulations, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, and the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tioloman's national animal is the Maya, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Tioloman is ranked 1,819^th in the world and 184^th in the South Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 55,997 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.