The Realm of Tioloman is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Premier Speraslaganilias with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 5.299 billion Tiolomanese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Fernando-Bacolor. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tiolomanese economy, worth 612 trillion Gold units a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,504 Gold units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, and former prison executives find themselves guests in their own facilities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tioloman's national animal is the Maya, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Tioloman is ranked 165,168^th in the world and 2,745^th in the South Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 88.1 billion Standard Monetary Units.