The Realm of Tioloman is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Spere Helias with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, prohibition of alcohol, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.194 billion Tiolomanites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ferdanople. The average income tax rate is 67.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Tiolomanese economy, worth a remarkable 1,067 trillion Pesus a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,251 Pesus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign workers are flooding in as Pesus flood out, thousands of former welfare recipients are in a revolutionary uproar as the rest of society is enjoying a hefty tax break, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, and Spere Helias's speeches are beloved by insomniacs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tioloman's national animal is the Maya, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Tioloman is ranked 7,155^th in the world and 228^th in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 17.13 bananas ingested per day.