The Empire of Ever Testing is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 1.024 billion Ever Testingians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wawel. The average income tax rate is 74.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ever Testingian economy, worth 122 trillion obwarzaneks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,344 obwarzaneks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Waste is frequently shipped to other countries, the national defense strategy is a little floppy, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, and major cities are suffering under water rationing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ever Testing's national animal is the lagun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ever Testing is ranked 13,558^th in the world and 427^th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,291.67 pounds of wildlife per square mile.