Population | 5.051 billion |
Capital | Wawel |
Leader | Smog Wawelski |
Faith | Church of Mighty Yeast |
Currency | obwarzanek |
Animal | lagun |
The Empire of Ever Testing is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Smog Wawelski with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.051 billion Ever Testians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Education, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wawel. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Ever Testingian economy, worth a remarkable 1,272 trillion obwarzaneks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Trout Farming, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 252,020 obwarzaneks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt, hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, and being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done Smog Wawelski's credibility no favours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ever Testing's national animal is the lagun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Mighty Yeast.
Ever Testing is ranked 29,126th in the world and 758th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 81 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ever Testing endorsed The Constitutional Empire of Stelmund.
- : Ever Testing was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Zheng Fa.
- : Ever Testing was endorsed by The Constitutional Empire of Stelmund.
- : Ever Testing was endorsed by The Democratic Peoples Republic of The Xolbarian Opposition.
- : Ever Testing was endorsed by The Asymmetrical Confederation of Domnonia.
- : Ever Testing endorsed The Holy Empire of Mardunia.
- : Ever Testing endorsed The Asymmetrical Confederation of Domnonia.
- : Ever Testing endorsed The Holy Empire of Blu ball.
- : Ever Testing endorsed The Republic of Shirkhazia.
- : Ever Testing endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of Asscrackistanistan.
World Assembly
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