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Most Valuable International Artwork: 43rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 102ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 188th
The Empire of
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In dough we trust
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Ever Testing

Population3.28 billion

LeaderSmog Wawelski
FaithChurch of Mighty Yeast


The Empire of Ever Testing is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Smog Wawelski with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.28 billion Ever Testians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wawel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Ever Testingian economy, worth 638 trillion obwarzaneks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 194,650 obwarzaneks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 703,897 per year while the poor average 38,413, a ratio of 18.3 to 1.

Loudmouthed journalists are given the chop, taxi drivers seem less xenophobic these days, candidates celebrate "free speech" by spraying champagne all over anyone who shows up to a rally, and knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ever Testing's national animal is the lagun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Mighty Yeast.

Ever Testing is ranked 5,082nd in the world and 128th in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 110,950.74 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 43rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 102ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 188thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 409thMost Influential: 524thLargest Agricultural Sector: 710thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,098thBest Weather: 3,019thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 3,253rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,127thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,305thMost Secular: 4,919thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,082ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,148thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,323rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,831stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,297thRudest Citizens: 6,664thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,620thMost Developed: 8,335thHighest Food Quality: 8,883rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,114thHighest Average Incomes: 9,143rdSmartest Citizens: 9,588thLargest Black Market: 10,807thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,682ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,036thMost Inclusive: 14,634thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,064thMost Pacifist: 22,905thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,383rdLowest Crime Rates: 23,593rdLargest Governments: 23,785thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25,553rdMost Advanced Public Education: 26,199th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 19th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 52nd in the regionTop
Best Weather: 91st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 92nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 113th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 120th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 127th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 128th in the regionLargest Black Market: 136th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 142nd in the regionMost Secular: 152nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 184th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 196th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 199th in the regionRudest Citizens: 212th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 221st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 227th in the regionMost Developed: 239th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 279th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 282nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 286th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 422nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 492nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 534th in the regionMost Inclusive: 537th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 627th in the regionLargest Governments: 645th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 673rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 674th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 688th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 714th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 718th in the region

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