Population | 4.714 billion |
Capital | Bonobinópolis |
Leader | Supreme Bonobo |
Faith | Temple of Free SEX |
Currency | Gold Coins |
Animal | Bonobo |
The Empire of Bonobiana is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Supreme Bonobo with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 4.714 billion Bonobistas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonobinópolis. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Bonobiano economy, worth 871 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 184,830 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government has enacted freedom of information, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, and contestants on Bonobiana's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bonobiana's national animal is the Bonobo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Temple of Free SEX.
Bonobiana is ranked 3,619th in the world and 79th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 198 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Bonobiana's influence in The South Pacific fell from "Squire" to "Page".
- : Bonobiana's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Bonobiana was endorsed by The Free Land of Genoxelande.
- : Bonobiana's influence in The South Pacific fell from "Squire" to "Page".
- : Bonobiana was endorsed by The Kingdom of Geneek.
- : Bonobiana was endorsed by The Confederation of Canamerico and Greenland.
- : Following new legislation in Bonobiana, contestants on Bonobiana's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
- : Following new legislation in Bonobiana, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks.
- : Following new legislation in Bonobiana, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
- : Following new legislation in Bonobiana, the government has enacted freedom of information.
World Assembly
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