The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick Gollinican is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Necron with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.761 billion Outer Utonixick Gollinicanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zephyrus. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Outer Utonixick Gollinicanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,649 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 286,243 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Outer Utonixick Gollinican's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Transcendence.

Outer Utonixick Gollinican is ranked 170,035^th in the world and 7,530^th in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -33.21 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.