The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick Gollinican is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Necron with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.289 billion Outer Utonixick Gollinicanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zephyrus. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Outer Utonixick Gollinicanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,289 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 349,090 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, there's never enough space in space, and there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Outer Utonixick Gollinican's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Transcendence.

Outer Utonixick Gollinican is ranked 261,116^th in the world and 12,161^st in the South Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.11 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.