The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick Gollinican is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Necron with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.382 billion Outer Utonixick Gollinicanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zephyrus. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Outer Utonixick Gollinicanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,691 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 321,086 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and the Great Outer Utonixick Gollinicanian Melting Pot boils out ethnic heritage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Outer Utonixick Gollinican's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Transcendence.

Outer Utonixick Gollinican is ranked 253^rd in the world and 8^th in the South Pacific for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 103.9 Effective Tax Rate.