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Most Secular: 40th Most Developed: 115th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 136th
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Whatever, I do what I want
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom
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Outer Utonixick Gollinican

Population5.761 billion



The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick Gollinican is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Necron with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.761 billion Outer Utonixick Gollinicanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zephyrus. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Outer Utonixick Gollinicanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,649 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 286,243 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Outer Utonixick Gollinican's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Transcendence.

Outer Utonixick Gollinican is ranked 170,035th in the world and 7,530th in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -33.21 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Most Secular: 40thMost Developed: 115thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 136thLongest Average Lifespans: 145thMost Beautiful Environments: 150thBest Weather: 204thMost Pacifist: 223rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 225thSafest: 234thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 238thLeast Corrupt Governments: 292ndSmartest Citizens: 295thHealthiest Citizens: 306thMost Advanced Public Education: 331stHighest Poor Incomes: 348thMost Compassionate Citizens: 372ndNicest Citizens: 377thHighest Average Tax Rates: 415thLowest Crime Rates: 425thLargest Governments: 443rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 466thMost Cultured: 500thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 501stMost Inclusive: 609thMost Cheerful Citizens: 658thLargest Information Technology Sector: 684thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 834thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,130thMost Influential: 1,171stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,706thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 1,843rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,947thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,215thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,737thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,845thMost Income Equality: 6,444thMost Efficient Economies: 6,908thHighest Economic Output: 7,580thTop
Most Stationary: 13,670thNudest: 15,345th
Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Pacifist: 7th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Inclusive: 22nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 34th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 44th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 45th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 45th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 60th in the regionMost Influential: 74th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 85th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 104th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 130th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 137th in the regionMost Stationary: 269th in the regionMost Income Equality: 336th in the regionTop
Nudest: 389th in the regionLargest Populations: 396th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 614th in the region

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