The Imperial Rijk Premierate of Uvalor is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Premier Mason Lidia with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.046 billion Rijks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baylor. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rijk economy, worth 144 trillion Uuras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 138,190 Uuras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, and Uvalor isn't what it used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uvalor's national animal is the Cloverleaf Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Rijk Orthodox Christianity.

Uvalor is ranked 17,407^th in the world and 542^nd in the South Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,575.57 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.