by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,801stMost Influential: 5,642ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,567th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Omnes enim, quia unus
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population429 million

CapitalLion County


The Republic of Uvalor is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its parental licensing program, infamous sell-swords, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical population of 429 million Rijks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lion County. The average income tax rate is 46.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rijk economy, worth 42.8 trillion harris a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,825 harris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uvalor's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Uvalor is ranked 204,089th in the world and 7,202nd in the South Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 8.15 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,801stTop
Most Influential: 5,642ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,567thMost Armed: 7,551stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,884thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,354thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 18,318thNicest Citizens: 18,377thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,381stMost Developed: 18,682ndLargest Welfare Programs: 18,705thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,981stMost Inclusive: 21,767thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,997th
Most Armed: 176th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 183rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 309th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 310th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 377th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 545th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 555th in the regionMost Influential: 565th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 573rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 636th in the regionNicest Citizens: 659th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 661st in the regionMost Cultured: 713th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 722nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 759th in the regionMost Average: 773rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Uvalor was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Uvalor, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Uvalor, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
  • : Uvalor endorsed The Matriarchy of Danily.
  • : Uvalor was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Danily.
  • : Following new legislation in Uvalor, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Uvalor, public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment.
  • : Following new legislation in Uvalor, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing.
  • : Following new legislation in Uvalor, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
  • : Following new legislation in Uvalor, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 127 » Concrete Slab, Rebel-topia, Neazland, Unojo, Tepertopia, Marinho Islands, Libedistan, Holota, Wehraboos, Freedoom, Amerion, Qvait, Scu Greinne, Corgitopiaa, USNE2018, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Aumeltopia, Westenhald, Greater Scottdascoda, Land Without Shrimp, Tsunamy, Beepee, Treir, Weissmans, Blondiesland, Ralphburg, PenguinPies, Erinor, Belschaft, Aidenfieeld, Levistian, Yeses, Crystal Creation, Ipugao, Sedunn, Jehenna, New Belgrade, Tughampton, Gonrati, Volaworand, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Farengeto, Nova Montron, LadyRebels, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Pagrosse, New Itomorii, Privatore, Carthatska, and 77 others.Drystar, Not Austria, Purple Hyacinth, Anatasha, Curlyhoward, Ruhojanu, Drugged up Kitties, Breizlovakia, Herbert Island, Ebonhand, Arizona2, New Qafedemar, Doundaly, Dankstergrad, The Stickmin Empire, The Solar System Scope, Swannny, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Doge Land, Daal Chawwal, Bavaristan, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, United States of Belvaria, Abarri, Uunited Islands, Bear Connors Paradiso, Kaoia, The naked people, House Ahsanul, Zosnor, Wildweststan, Omniathrus, Arvan Irawer, Noimosini, The Two Jerseys, Darakin, Si-topia, Kiasu-ism, Tsvetania, JavaSiege, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Avalonica, Linden Oak, Pamela And Hepatitis, Dalegreen, Western Fardelshufflestein, Republik Hintonia, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Xarbraden, Storalia, Paganan, Euro Pacifica, Bawkie, United Europe-Eurasia, Nowa Europa, Rovere, New Enroth, Agletgreenia, Kaleidescooptopia, Lesinteil, Taigama, Canmore, Holy Free, Astiaveth, Tyflugian, Rhetiaa, Bosumtwi, Auphelia, Beblahbleblo, Podunkia, Laamiva, Eastern Mekong, North Prarie, Independent Southern State of Texas, Solanosco, Galebland, and Danily.

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