by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,224thMost Influential: 2,548thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,526th
The Imperial Rijk Premierate of
Father Knows Best State
It is never too late to fight back.
Premier Mason Lidia
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population1.046 billion

LeaderPremier Mason Lidia
FaithRijk Orthodox Christianity

AnimalCloverleaf Eagle

The Imperial Rijk Premierate of Uvalor is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Premier Mason Lidia with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.046 billion Rijks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baylor. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rijk economy, worth 144 trillion Uuras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 138,190 Uuras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, and Uvalor isn't what it used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uvalor's national animal is the Cloverleaf Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Rijk Orthodox Christianity.

Uvalor is ranked 17,407th in the world and 542nd in the South Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,575.57 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,224thTop
Most Influential: 2,548thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,526thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,248thMost Armed: 6,317thMost Patriotic: 6,753rdHealthiest Citizens: 9,306thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,182ndTop
Highest Food Quality: 11,153rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,558thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,723rdMost Developed: 11,760thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,391stLowest Crime Rates: 12,509thMost Inclusive: 12,625thMost Cultured: 13,320thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,170thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,528thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,904thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,161stSmartest Citizens: 16,433rdHighest Average Incomes: 17,215thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,407thNicest Citizens: 18,956thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,352ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,796thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,618thLargest Governments: 20,817th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 114th in the regionMost Armed: 135th in the regionMost Patriotic: 170th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 186th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 213th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 302nd in the regionMost Influential: 312th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 336th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 370th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 371st in the regionMost Developed: 372nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 372nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 373rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 382nd in the regionMost Cultured: 388th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 452nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 467th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 495th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 519th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 522nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 531st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 537th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 540th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 542nd in the regionLargest Governments: 610th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 644th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 651st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 661st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Uvalor, Uvalor isn't what it used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Uvalor, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.
  • : Uvalor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Uvalor, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
  • : Uvalor was endorsed by The Great Empire of Kandorith.
  • : Following new legislation in Uvalor, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Uvalor, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night.
  • : Following new legislation in Uvalor, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road.
  • : Uvalor endorsed The Sapiarchic Republic of Bartonia Nova.
  • : Uvalor was endorsed by The Sapiarchic Republic of Bartonia Nova.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 164 » Concrete Slab, Rebel-topia, Unojo, Tepertopia, Marinho Islands, Holota, Wehraboos, Freedoom, Amerion, Qvait, Corgitopiaa, USNE2018, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Aumeltopia, Westenhald, Land Without Shrimp, Tsunamy, Beepee, Treir, Blondiesland, Ralphburg, PenguinPies, Erinor, Belschaft, Aidenfieeld, Yeses, Crystal Creation, Ipugao, Sedunn, Jehenna, Gonrati, Volaworand, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Farengeto, Nova Montron, LadyRebels, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, New Itomorii, Privatore, Carthatska, Drystar, Not Austria, Purple Hyacinth, Anatasha, Curlyhoward, Ruhojanu, Drugged up Kitties, Breizlovakia, Herbert Island, and 114 others.Ebonhand, Arizona2, New Qafedemar, Doundaly, Dankstergrad, The Solar System Scope, Swannny, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Doge Land, Bavaristan, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, United States of Belvaria, Abarri, Uunited Islands, Bear Connors Paradiso, Kaoia, The naked people, Wildweststan, Arvan Irawer, Noimosini, The Two Jerseys, Darakin, Si-topia, Kiasu-ism, Tsvetania, JavaSiege, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Avalonica, Linden Oak, Pamela And Hepatitis, Western Fardelshufflestein, Republik Hintonia, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Paganan, Euro Pacifica, Bawkie, United Europe-Eurasia, Nowa Europa, Rovere, Kaleidescooptopia, Lesinteil, Canmore, Holy Free, Tyflugian, Rhetiaa, Auphelia, Beblahbleblo, Podunkia, Laamiva, Eastern Mekong, Independent Southern State of Texas, Solanosco, Danily, Esfalsa, Vicken, Nyxonia, Eternal Memedom, The Kies, Omonoia, Great Marsinia, Frag Harbour, Bizzie, New Sanet, Laivala, Kiani, Osheiga, Shuckle Empire, Drew Durrnil, West Pastafaria, Direwolf1, New Plant, Kartokavia, Murelia, Saciu, Insulae libertatis, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Trellania, The republic of Konsa, Augusta Tarsatica, Indolos, Nivosea, Treesil, Sandaoguo, New Lanfang, Yaravia, Eskvenn, Kringalia, Snabahavia, Beausoleil, Honeland, Good Vanilla, Virconea-Milatia, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, GERMAN EMPIER, Reunited Mendacium, Soem, RestartAll, Maid of Anarchy, Yellunstryer, Kensaia, Bumblegaria, Andinla, Antarctic Empires, Calistan, Center Lisle, Taigama, Bkv, Catsonya, FreeFishers, Flaklidard, Shallow Creek, Milkyway Republic, Bartonia Nova, and Kandorith.

View Forum posts