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Most Scientifically Advanced: 64thLargest Information Technology Sector: 171stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 368th
The Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Desperate, but not helpless.
Capitan Privatore
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population13.439 billion

CapitalPrivatore City
LeaderCapitan Privatore


The Free Land of Privatore is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Capitan Privatore with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 13.439 billion Privatoreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Privatore City. The average income tax rate is 31.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Privatorean economy, worth a remarkable 5,427 trillion Privs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 403,860 Privs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, major cities are suffering under water rationing, and recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size. Crime is totally unknown. Privatore's national animal is the Weasel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Privatore is ranked 2,482nd in the world and 97th in the South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 8,803.69 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Scientifically Advanced: 64thLargest Information Technology Sector: 171stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 368thLargest Agricultural Sector: 383rdRudest Citizens: 490thSmartest Citizens: 515thHighest Average Incomes: 700thMost Secular: 734thHighest Disposable Incomes: 800thMost Rebellious Youth: 881stMost Cultured: 1,008thMost Developed: 1,092ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,221stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,234thHealthiest Citizens: 1,292ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,308thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,339thMost Influential: 1,535thHighest Economic Output: 1,547thLargest Governments: 1,767thMost Efficient Economies: 1,814thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,864thMost Inclusive: 1,882ndTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,300thLowest Crime Rates: 2,441stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,482ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,172ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,619thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,651stSafest: 3,848thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,068thMost Stationary: 4,899thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,981stMost Beautiful Environments: 7,181stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,140thLargest Mining Sector: 9,216thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,430thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,764thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,866thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,039thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,797thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,435thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,650thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,898thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,230thLargest Populations: 16,747thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,665th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 29th in the regionMost Cultured: 29th in the regionRudest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Secular: 31st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 38th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 39th in the regionMost Developed: 44th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 44th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 48th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 50th in the regionLargest Governments: 50th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 56th in the regionMost Inclusive: 64th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 70th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 70th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 81st in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 93rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 97th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 101st in the regionMost Stationary: 107th in the regionSafest: 130th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 148th in the regionMost Influential: 162nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 169th in the regionLargest Populations: 187th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 202nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 221st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 227th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 233rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 250th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 305th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 313th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 366th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 378th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 410th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 414th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 447th in the regionNudest: 454th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 476th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 502nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Privatore voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Access to Abortion".
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, major cities are suffering under water rationing.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
  • : Privatore endorsed The Federal Republic of White Bananistan.
  • : Privatore endorsed The Empire of Djalia.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 166 » Tsunamy, Darakin, Great Scapula, Drugged Monkeys, Farengeto, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, Belschaft, Curlyhoward, Pencil Sharpeners 2, FreeFishers, Bear Connors Paradiso, The Solar System Scope, Luddinlande, Kiasu-ism, Techganet, Erinor, Auphelia, Oxsania, Moreana, Centristvill, Si-topia, Aidenfieeld, Hanguk-Nippon, Tsvetania, Aywhyou, Escevola, Volaworand, North Kanuckistan, Sedunn, Jehenna, Calistan, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Nova Montron, Rebel-topia, Fighting Kawi Ninja, New Briantown, Yellunstryer, Great Andora, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Silberne Wache, Vincent Field, Barabarom, Isokenzar, Aguatania, Saciu, Kandorith, Direwolf1, Xandev, and 116 others.USNE2018, Qvait, Nankyoku Tairiku, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, The Filippinas, Dasko, Nowa Europa, Changolandia, Amerion, The West Valley Mountains, Phanama, PenguinPies, German Hapsburg, Rabbitz, Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire, Drystar, Maeiland, Aurcania, Omiri, Imperial Duck, Mapico, Empa Aserium, The Tecorogan Federation, Qawe, Tilipria, Astraee, Jaxon, Yeldarbsland, Madreia, Cohors Stercore, Oreo States, Nueva Alta California, The 3rdGodKing, Bleakfoot, Bizzie, Serendiva, Gentea, Greater Hyrulang, Tiransia, Isles of Creckero, Nimphadale, Terran Draconia, Bawkie, Tepertopia, Votri, Tarnik, Corgitopiaa, Gliasco, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Holy Free, Eskvenn, InnWorm, Anserisa, Abarri, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, United and Democratics States, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, CzechoSlovakishMoravia, The Plebeian States, Ralphburg, Pax Dracon, Charloa, Sau Man Frescher, Ashvakka, Vardanfel, Westerlonia, Noveos, The Worst army of, Melicorium, Elan Sleazebaganno, Kervanosia, Eggraria, Merevane, Baltenlands, ChickenDome, Compli, Marinho Islands, Shefino, Gnofnordclancedenilland, Starsight, Markla, Nova Kobol, NganXuan, Matak Tribes, Laamiva, The Radanivans, Royaltica, New Schoeneberg, Alaninia, Lesinteil, Erimo, Well F, Rhetiaa, Trepsit, United States of Vietnam, Purple Hyacinth, Briteannia, Vega Naothia, Ovkianos, Midand, Concrete Slab, Avia Lavanda, Andinla, East Lodge, Myness, Myndia, Maerist, The Imperial Frost Federation, Gonrati, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Catillos, B H A R A T, White Bananistan, and Djalia.

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