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Most Scientifically Advanced: 26thLargest Information Technology Sector: 69thHighest Disposable Incomes: 129th
The Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Desperate, but not helpless.
Capitan Privatore
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Privatore

Population21.515 billion

CapitalPrivatore City
LeaderCapitan Privatore

CurrencyPriv
AnimalWeasel

The Free Land of Privatore is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Capitan Privatore with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 21.515 billion Privatoreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Privatore City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Privatorean economy, worth an astonishing 10,370 trillion Privs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 481,993 Privs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit. Crime is totally unknown. Privatore's national animal is the Weasel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Privatore is ranked 653rd in the world and 19th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 452 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 26thLargest Information Technology Sector: 69thHighest Disposable Incomes: 129thSmartest Citizens: 179thHighest Poor Incomes: 287thLargest Agricultural Sector: 295thMost Secular: 322ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 364thRudest Citizens: 410thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 477thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 508thHighest Average Incomes: 532ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 637thMost Cultured: 653rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 737thMost Rebellious Youth: 743rdHighest Economic Output: 749thHighest Food Quality: 754thHealthiest Citizens: 761stMost Developed: 820thLongest Average Lifespans: 865thMost Inclusive: 1,093rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,398thMost Influential: 1,446thLargest Governments: 2,275thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,322ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,573rdTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,253rdLargest Retail Industry: 3,542ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,671stMost Stationary: 3,689thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,859thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,983rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,620thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,924thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,205thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,527thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,164thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,259thLargest Populations: 13,795thMost Patriotic: 14,370thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 16,680thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,805thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20,451stLargest Mining Sector: 25,333rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,150thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26,237thLargest Black Market: 29,635th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionMost Cultured: 19th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 21st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Developed: 24th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 25th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 31st in the regionMost Inclusive: 35th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 38th in the regionLargest Governments: 47th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 58th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 70th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 84th in the regionMost Stationary: 88th in the regionMost Influential: 97th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 102nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 105th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 107th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 110th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 117th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 119th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 127th in the regionLargest Populations: 154th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 227th in the regionMost Patriotic: 292nd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 304th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 304th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 307th in the regionLargest Black Market: 330th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 364th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 414th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 430th in the regionNudest: 505th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 577th in the region

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