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Most Scientifically Advanced: 114th Largest Information Technology Sector: 245th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 266th
The Beige Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Desperate, but not helpless.
Capitan Privatore
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Privatore

Population10.975 billion

CapitalPrivatore City
LeaderCapitan Privatore

CurrencyPriv
AnimalWeasel

The Beige Free Land of Privatore is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Capitan Privatore with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, infamous sell-swords, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 10.975 billion Privatoreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Privatore City. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Privatorean economy, worth a remarkable 4,037 trillion Privs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 367,867 Privs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, notable individuals are granted land and titles, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, and tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Crime is totally unknown. Privatore's national animal is the Weasel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Privatore is ranked 164,767th in the world and 7,463rd in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 34.54 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 114thLargest Information Technology Sector: 245thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 266thLargest Agricultural Sector: 278thRudest Citizens: 647thHighest Average Incomes: 734thHighest Poor Incomes: 840thSmartest Citizens: 911thMost Rebellious Youth: 928thMost Cultured: 1,373rdMost Secular: 1,504thSafest: 1,563rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,586thTop
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Most Influential: 1,826thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,937thLargest Governments: 1,948thHighest Economic Output: 2,047thMost Developed: 2,086thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,129thHealthiest Citizens: 2,289thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,479thLargest Retail Industry: 2,561stLowest Crime Rates: 2,777thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,838thMost Inclusive: 2,955thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,102ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,744thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,149thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,410thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,962ndMost Stationary: 5,558thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,622ndLargest Mining Sector: 6,913thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,610thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,890thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,575thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,774thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,992ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,046thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,908thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,930thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,322ndMost Subsidized Industry: 15,938thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,408th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 24th in the regionRudest Citizens: 27th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Cultured: 38th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 49th in the regionSafest: 50th in the regionLargest Governments: 52nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 57th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 60th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 61st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 64th in the regionMost Secular: 64th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 70th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 73rd in the regionMost Developed: 75th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 76th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 76th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 86th in the regionMost Inclusive: 98th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 101st in the regionMost Stationary: 117th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 132nd in the regionMost Influential: 145th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 156th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 171st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 184th in the regionLargest Populations: 197th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 198th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 219th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 248th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 277th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 296th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 320th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 364th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 381st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 410th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 418th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 439th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 572nd in the regionMost Average: 753rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, there's a hole in the heart of every Privatorean city.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, the newest shade developed by Privatore's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 108 » Tsunamy, Darakin, Great Scapula, Drugged Monkeys, Farengeto, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, Belschaft, Curlyhoward, Quiescent, Pencil Sharpeners 2, FreeFishers, Bear Connors Paradiso, The Solar System Scope, Luddinlande, Kiasu-ism, Techganet, Erinor, Auphelia, Oxsania, Moreana, Centristvill, Si-topia, Noveos, Iristead, Factorim, Aidenfieeld, Hanguk-Nippon, Tsvetania, Wyatonians, Aywhyou, United States of Vietnam, La Ascension, Escevola, Volaworand, Paranoia, North Kanuckistan, Sedunn, Jehenna, Calistan, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Nova Montron, Catalunya Unida, Rebel-topia, Concrete Slab, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Rhetiaa, New Briantown, Jaxon, Yellunstryer, and 58 others.Complete Conformity, Great Andora, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Freedwanda, Violent Peacenicks, The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp, UnShleepd, Silberne Wache, The National Corporation, Vincent Field, Upper Usok Valley, Anachronolandia, Macrothea, Shengtie, Barabarom, Isokenzar, Aguatania, Elveka, Transcostria, Kyraxa, Atomic Garden, Saciu, Agalaesia, Lorora3, Kandorith, Direwolf1, Mikole, Darbor, Xandev, Grouu, USNE2018, Kroumos, The Canadian Republic Colonies, Midand, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Qvait, Birdkeeper, Nankyoku Tairiku, Maletora, Akindom, Federated Kingdoms of Brittania, North Prarie, Jahass, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, The Filippinas, United Weshickstine, Academy of Umbrellas, The Dragon Enclave, Ostanasia, Ariankido, Dasko, San Anaben, Slenrotros, Nowa Europa, Changolandia, and Churumduul.

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