by Max Barry

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 38thLargest Information Technology Sector: 109thHighest Disposable Incomes: 206th
The Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Desperate, but not helpless.
Capitan Privatore
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population16.287 billion

CapitalPrivatore City
LeaderCapitan Privatore


The Free Land of Privatore is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Capitan Privatore with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and national health service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 16.287 billion Privatoreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Privatore City. The average income tax rate is 1.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Privatorean economy, worth a remarkable 6,999 trillion Privs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 429,764 Privs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, and major cities run on potato batteries. Crime is totally unknown. Privatore's national animal is the Weasel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Privatore is ranked 403rd in the world and 26th in the South Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 497.12 insults per minute.

Most Scientifically Advanced: 38thLargest Information Technology Sector: 109thHighest Disposable Incomes: 206thSmartest Citizens: 320thLargest Agricultural Sector: 321stHighest Poor Incomes: 361stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 385thRudest Citizens: 403rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 586thMost Secular: 619thHighest Average Incomes: 638thMost Rebellious Youth: 660thMost Cultured: 746thHighest Food Quality: 807thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 878thMost Developed: 897thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 970thHealthiest Citizens: 1,010thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,042ndHighest Economic Output: 1,185thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,202ndMost Inclusive: 1,312thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,505thMost Influential: 1,527thLargest Retail Industry: 2,184thMost Efficient Economies: 2,223rdLargest Governments: 2,301stTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3,183rdLargest Insurance Industry: 3,754thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,973rdMost Stationary: 4,462ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,823rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,027thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,766thMost Patriotic: 6,770thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,083rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,799thLargest Mining Sector: 8,267thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,711thSafest: 9,550thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,632ndTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 12,410thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,636thLargest Populations: 15,664thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,260thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,689thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,308thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,469th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 23rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 24th in the regionRudest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Secular: 30th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 31st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 32nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 35th in the regionMost Developed: 36th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 38th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 38th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 43rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 50th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 65th in the regionLargest Governments: 69th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 74th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 77th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 99th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 100th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 122nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 127th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 130th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 131st in the regionMost Patriotic: 145th in the regionMost Influential: 150th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 159th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 174th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 177th in the regionLargest Populations: 178th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 238th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 265th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 285th in the regionSafest: 325th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 384th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 406th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 453rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 481st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 508th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 511th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 557th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 665th in the regionLargest Black Market: 787th in the regionNudest: 856th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, major cities run on potato batteries.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Privatore endorsed The Dominion of Leimarite Empire.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, it's customary to greet the monarch with fist bumps.
  • : Privatore was endorsed by The Dominion of Leimarite Empire.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 185 » Tsunamy, Darakin, Great Scapula, Drugged Monkeys, Farengeto, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, Belschaft, Curlyhoward, FreeFishers, Bear Connors Paradiso, The Solar System Scope, Kiasu-ism, Techganet, Auphelia, Oxsania, Moreana, Centristvill, Aidenfieeld, Hanguk-Nippon, Tsvetania, Volaworand, North Kanuckistan, Sedunn, Jehenna, Calistan, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Nova Montron, Rebel-topia, Fighting Kawi Ninja, New Briantown, Yellunstryer, Beepee, Isokenzar, Direwolf1, Xandev, USNE2018, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Dasko, Nowa Europa, Changolandia, Amerion, PenguinPies, Drystar, Maeiland, Mapico, Oreo States, Bleakfoot, Gentea, and 135 others.Terran Draconia, Bawkie, Corgitopiaa, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Holy Free, Anserisa, Abarri, Ralphburg, Pax Dracon, Vardanfel, Noveos, The Worst army of, Marinho Islands, Shefino, Markla, Laamiva, Lesinteil, Midand, Concrete Slab, Andinla, Myness, Myndia, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Tepertopia, Phanama, Purple Hyacinth, SteamPunk Squirrels, Bartonia Nova, Abyssal Phantasm, Communist Darskaya Republic, Wakandan Tribes, Blondiesland, Treir, Truskawkoland, Holota, Kunderia, Qawe, New Itomorii, Margila Islands, LadyRebels, Shuckle Empire, Seythennia, Banglazstrogaria, Yeses, Canmore, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Proctethia, Arvan Irawer, Bohenia, Lyland, Westenhald, Enplatia, Uvalor, Oxyliteral, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Herbert Island, JavaSiege, Doundaly, United States of Belvaria, Kaleidescooptopia, Podunkia, Beblahbleblo, Nyxonia, Rhetiaa, Aoz, New Sanet, Solanosco, Danily, Esfalsa, Anatasha, Kiani, Vicken, Eternal Memedom, New Plant, Great Marsinia, Osheiga, Scheeeeeeeeeeeia, Fronern, Drew Durrnil, Skaladoria, Murelia, Saciu, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Freedoom, Yaravia, Beausoleil, Indolos, Nivosea, Flaklidard, Tyflugian, Photoplier, Federated Republic of New England, New Qafedemar, Roulit, The naked people, Esterwood, GERMAN EMPIER, Idealandis, Langburn, San Viktor, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Virconea-Milatia, Noimosini, Nation States Cayo, Malmsia, Paganan, Gonrati, Flaksis, Dragonfriut, Haida Highlanders, Hoclon, Immund, Cereskia 2, Ambirich, Far Oneadia, The Haughtherlands, Piscantium, Cacatuoidea, Arscanesia, Sneeds Feedandseed, Unojo, Ostavaria, Kanatian Percocet, Azkilandia, Doge Land, Raidener, Andrendia, Ceutalia, Vennos, Nordrhein-Westfalen and Thuringia, Cucutenium, Conexia, A Place Somewhere, and Leimarite Empire.

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