The Federation of Of the european socialist republics is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Dromer with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, prohibition of alcohol, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.715 billion europans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Europolis. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse european economy, worth 178 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 104,273 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens have to stick a fork into an electrical outlet to get a buzz, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, internet trolls are considered valiant supporters of the right to free speech, and the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Of the european socialist republics's national animal is the rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Toveranitisem.

Of the european socialist republics is ranked 248,607^th in the world and 9,686^th in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -12.8 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.