The Republic of Jazklartan is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.112 billion Jazklartanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Jazklartanian economy, worth 794 trillion florins a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,884 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Jazklartanian satellites can detect it, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, Jazklartan's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants. Crime is totally unknown. Jazklartan's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jazklartan is ranked 166,730^th in the world and 5,530^th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 43.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.