The Revenge of La Xinga is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the dog with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 11.426 billion dogs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of police office. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient doggy economy, worth a remarkable 1,392 trillion dogs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 121,862 dogs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The taste of spices can sail a thousand ships, asylum seekers have voted La Xinga as best layover destination, the most common answers to where babies come from are "uh... ask your mother" and "um... ask your father", and the government is proudly free of crabs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Xinga's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the dogs were silent at the Exodus.

La Xinga is ranked 1,166^th in the world and 13^th in The East Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 81,571 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.