The Severe Lack of La Xinga is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by girl with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.972 billion me are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of hell. The average income tax rate is 85.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient we economy, worth a remarkable 1,508 trillion you a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 126,019 you, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The road to salvation runs ramrod straight, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, and history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Xinga's national animal is the me, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is smile.

La Xinga is ranked 46,939^th in the world and 648^th in The East Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 45.28 quips per hour.