The Smartest Citizens in The East Pacific
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, The East Pacific is ranked 10,292nd in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare | Democratic Socialists | “Bush sucks!” | |
| 2. |  The United States of Greater Somalia | Left-wing Utopia | “For my clan” | |
| 3. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Ludewa | Left-wing Utopia | “Ukimwiga tembo kunya utapasuka mkundu.” | |
| 4. |  The Unified Tracts of Elejamie | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Inimicum quamvis humilem metuendem est” | |
| 5. |  The Restored Empire of Natopia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The Legend Shall Never Die” | |
| 6. |  The Federation of Republic of Berzerkistan | Anarchy | “Justice , Freedom, Happy” | |
| 7. |  The Empire of Brythonic Archipelago | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Kill or be killed” | |
| 8. |  The Imperial Commonwealth of The Empire of Rijelv | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Vigilance and pride” | |
| 9. |  The Kongelige Forbund of Roliganistan | New York Times Democracy | “治小国，若烹大鲜” | |
| 10. |  The Merchant Emirate of New Caitarea | Corporate Bordello | “Prosperity, Industry, Glory” |
