The Efeuüberwuchterte Steinsäule of Lionsroar is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Die überall bekannte Katze von Ulmer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, complete lack of prisons, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.765 billion Glorreichen Kreuzzugfahrer der Cat Crusaders are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Die Mega-Meowpolis aller Felinen Götter. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient a den Hunden überlegener Spezies angehörig economy, worth a remarkable 1,961 trillion Tränen der Hunde beim großen weiten Baches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 223,842 Tränen der Hunde beim großen weiten Baches, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Home renovation projects take decades to complete, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, it's illegal to blow things up, and the nation's exceedingly polite children have often been referred to as "robots" by international media. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lionsroar's national animal is the feline-fellige erhaben-überlegene Götter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is catsuperiority.

Lionsroar is ranked 14,799^th in the world and 92^nd in The East Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 36,445.67 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.