The Zombie of Evinea is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 10.962 billion Yvinyans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Evinean economy, worth a remarkable 3,068 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 279,880 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political detractors refer to Santa Claus as 'that Bigtopian puppet', abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, and you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evinea's national animal is the bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Athyism.

Evinea is ranked 7,635^th in the world and 200^th in the South Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 92.08 years.